Oh Please God Let This Be True
Nov 29, 2007 at 08:28 am by Evil Beet

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Pamela Anderson says five more years and she’s headed back to Canada!

“I get offers to do movies and TV all the time. I say no to everything. Drives my agent crazy,” she tells USA Today. “But I’m lazy. I don’t want to work. I want to be with my kids. So I just fly in from L.A., do a few days of shows and go back home.”

Pam says she steps in at her sons’ school in Malibu to assist as “Multiplication Mom for the fourth-grade boys.” I assure you, Pamela, there is no multiplication being learned in that classroom.

“Five more years of tits and ass and I’ll go back to Canada,” she says. “I’ve got some land. It’ll be time.”

Just five more years of this, people. Just five more years.

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6 Responses to “Oh Please God Let This Be True”

  1. Jess says:
    November 29, 2007 at 3:44 pm

    Oh please god let this NOT be true!

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  2. Mitsu says:
    November 29, 2007 at 7:43 pm

    She really looks overdue for it, I mean, come on. She hasn’t looked good for years. She’s sick and she looks it, and her face is skeletal and yellow. Let her go hide out in Canada and get on interferon in peace.

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  3. snow ball says:
    November 30, 2007 at 9:48 am

    gotta go gotta go buh bye

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  4. Loob says:
    December 2, 2007 at 5:41 pm

    Heh! What’s with her tattoo? Did they apply it with a sharpie marker back in the nineties when her ill-advised film came out?
    And if so, does she not realise she probably could have washed it off by now? If she like, applied some soap.

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  5. Mr. Blow says:
    January 25, 2008 at 4:56 pm

    You can make fun of her all you want, but she still looks hot…

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  6. Mr. Blow says:
    January 25, 2008 at 4:56 pm

    Hotter than any of YOU will look when you’re 40, ha ha!

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