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InTouch Proves Britney Is Pregnant! With Photos! Of a Cell Phone!

Britney Spears J.R. Rotem Phone Messages

Give me a break.

So earlier in the week, InTouch magazine ran some story saying J.R. Rotem claimed Britney Spears was pregnant with his baby. We didn’t run the story on here, because it was bullshit.

J.R. denied making those claims in a formal statement, and now InTouch is striking back, by putting images of their text message conversations with J.R. on their website. This proves everything!!! It’s like they pulled the pregnancy test from the urine themselves!!!

Here at Evil Beet, we’ve employed a similar technology to prove, once and for all, that Paris Hilton is a huge, herpes-infested turd.

Paris Hilton is a Turd with Herpes, She Said So Herself

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