Remember how I was saying it would be fabulous if there was a Stephanie Pratt sex tape?
Ask and ye shall receive.
This just landed in my inbox:
there IS a stephanie pratt sex tape. i met stephanie in miami just a few weeks after spencer started on the hills and she was bragging about how her brother was on tv and i didn’t give a shit, but i was like “damn that girl is hot!!!” so i took her back to my place and we had a little fun for the camera. and i think it’s funny that her brother was talking shit about lauren’s vaj, because his sister has a gross mole on hers. it’s the size of my thumb and it has little hairs in it. you can see it in the tape. am currently talking to video agencies to decide where to sell it now that hse’s on the hills but wanted to let u know.[name redacted]
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!
All’s fair in love and war, kids. You should have stayed away, Stephanie.