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Ushering in a Son

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Sorry for the gay headline.

I couldn’t resist.

Plus, this story is so boring. I wanted to add some flair.

Usher’s wife, Tameka Foster, popped out their kid on Monday night.

Usher Raymond V was born in Atlanta, Ga. at 9:55 p.m., and weighed in at 7 lbs. 9 oz., according to the statement.

And please don’t be retarded like me and be all like, “His last name is V? How random is that? Why not give him a normal last name? Like your last name? Freakazoid.”

Because then I realized that it’s V like 5. Like he’s the fifth. I’m not sure if the problem is that I’m still sick or the problem is that I’m still dumb. Or both.

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