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Nov 26, 2007 at 07:54 am by Evil Beet
“When your record sells 50,000 or 60,000 copies, you’re hooking up with bigger women in, like, southern Ohio. Then, 10 million, 15 million, when the sales went up, the girls got prettier.”
Kid Rock, to the London Observer










































































































That skanky “dude” should probably thank his lucky stars, or his dick should, that even the “big” girls would give him any; he sho’ ain’t gettin’ it on his looks or personality. Last I checked his records aren’t doing so hot so he might want to keep that connection to the “biggies” open or his little man is gonna be mighty lonely.
Asshole.
I am offended, being from Southern Ohio.
I am offended, being a woman. What a skank. And the highest he could aspire to is Pamela Anderson??? That says a lot.
he is still alive? Go away ya douchebag
Yuk. I’d need way higher sales than that! In fact, no. Not even.
Hey Kid, when ya coming to Eastern Panhandle WV? Ya got a fan here + cold brews in the fridge. No crowds – drop on by.
i think you are the finest man on this planet. i love you kid.