Diddy reportedly had an accident last week and broke his foot, so he’s all gimpy and shit now.
His rep says: “He did have routine foot surgery, but I’m not getting into specifics. It wasn’t broken, it was a scheduled operation. He’s doing great, and he’s on the mend.”
Routine foot surgery?
How far up your own P.R. ass do you have to be to claim your client had routine foot surgery? Like, did he just decide to swing by the hospital for a little foot tune-up? “It’s just a little creeky, doc. Could you open it up and move some of the parts around so that it runs smoother?”
Some people get chemical peels, some people have routine foot surgery, I guess.
And why the hell are you covering up the fact that he broke his foot? What’s the big deal here. What are the “specifics” into which you refuse to get? Did he have his foot stuck up Aubrey O’Day’s pussy in some weird sex shit? Did it sprain when he tried to hit her G-spot? Did he call his doctor the night before like, “Hey, Doc, Aubrey and I are gonna play the foot game again tonight, so I need you to know there’s a decent chance I’ll be in tomorrow for some routine foot surgery. Just a heads-up.”
What is going on here?
Maybe he had bunions from tight pointy shoes! Apparently that surgery hurts like hell! Sweet!
Ingrown toenails and fungus infection would spoil his image.
Yeah, my guess is that the bitch has bunions.
maybe Naomi Campbell drinks to forget her bunion aches also…africans tend to have those terrible hallux valgus damn problem.
good no more whack ass dance moves for a while
Woah you peeps are playing nasty!
Maybe he has arch problems. That’s both routine and foot surgery, and not really that weird.
Nobody needs a “Metrosexual” with bad feet, that’s just wrong!!
lol