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Deep Thoughts by Paris Hilton

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“Shanghai looks like the future!”

Paris Hilton comments on the Asian megalopolis
, which she visited to attend the MTV Style Awards.

Why is Paris always in Asia all of a sudden? Is she realizing that Americans are getting sick of her and she may have to find a new pond to pollute with her herpes?

I mean, has she done any real charity work since her jail stay? You’d think that if she has time to flit off to Shanghai for some style awards, she’d have time to open some manner of school for poor children in the outer reaches of China. Or at least cut a check to them? Seriously, Paris, you could do it on the plane. You only have to write a few words on a check, and most of them can be sounded out quite easily.

Whatever. I’m just glad she hasn’t been hanging out with Adrian Grenier lately. He’s mine, bitch.

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