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Sarah Michelle Gellar is Single-Handedly Destroying Feminism

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Honestly, Sarah, have some respect for yourself!

Actress Sarah Michelle Gellar has changed her famous three-part moniker as a fifth wedding anniversary present to actor Freddie Prinze Jr. The couple was wed September 1, 2002.

A source close to the 30-year-old star tells Us Weekly, “She officially changed her name to Sarah Michelle Prinze” in honor of the occasion.

“On their anniversary, she showed [Freddie] her new driver’s license,” the source tells Us. “It was so sweet.”

Nah, I’m kidding. That’s kind of cute. Not so much that she changed her name, but that she got a new drivers license. I mean, when you’re willing to voluntarily deal with the DMV for someone, it’s obviously true love. Like, if my little sister needed a new kidney to survive, and someone was like, “You’re going to have to go down to the DMV and ask them for one, otherwise she’ll die,” I’d probably sit around the house and weigh the options for a bit. Like, do I really need a little sister? Plenty of people do just fine without one.

Anyway, congrats to the happy couple. Looking forward to the messy divorce!

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  • I’m glad you were kidding and I didn’t have to break out my Sicilian. I love Sarah! I think that’s sweet.

    I hear you on the DMV; though the last time I had to renew my license it wasn’t so bad. What’s really bad is going to the cable company to switch out the box. It’s like the DMV’s lazy asshole brother.

  • Lazy asshole brother! Haha!!! That’s for sure at least you get a number at the DMV, the cable company makes you mud wrestle for the next spot in line. Or was that just because I were wearing bikini that day? Mud is hard to get out of your…..ok I should stop.

  • Damn, you’re funny! I needed that! lol

    She should drop the double first name. Prinze is a nice last name….better than her former. Good idea. I’d drop that too. Hey, I bet she got in front of the line somehow, dyt??

  • sarah and freddie belong together this can’t be the end of marriage
    but i know one thing it to if you really loves someone and you
    want to give think back all the good things yall had together

    roses are red
    violets are blue
    freddie is sweet
    and so are you

  • howdy :) It was fun to read that, but unlike you I actually like Sarah very much and OK fine you can complain about her hair and stuff… I have to admit it looked pretty crappy but on the other thing – the looking forward to the messy divorce, was just lame. I mean honestly – she’s not like those britney spears, lindsay lohan freaks who sleps with god knows who and takes drugs. She passed all that and got herself a decent husband instead, btw so cute that she changed her name although I’ll always see her as Sarah M Gellar. But you have a good site so continue writing all the funny and good (and bad) things that you wright ’bout. Have it neat! :D //* lanadz