Nov 13, 2007 at 01:38 pm by Evil Beet

Britney Spears Drug Test Was Positive for Amphetamines

Her camp is trying to spin this eight ways from Sunday — including throwing out the Hail Mary that this shit is somehow the result of an inhaler – but it’s all bullshit.

Homegirl’s snorting meth.

How bourgeois.

11 Responses to “Yup, Britney’s Drug Test Was Positive for Amphetamines”

  1. Shhh! says:

    Brit Brit. Just tell them that it was the Carl Jr. cheeseburgers, although my probation officer didn’t quite believe me. Rehab is for quitters, girl! Those children are old enough to raise themselves.

  2. yum says:

    At least she still has her teeth, I hope.

  3. sjb2k1 says:

    I don’t know where this train(wreck) is going to end up, but I love being along for the ride.

  4. Just Saying says:

    Do you think she’ll stay at home when she gets scab face? I doubt it.

  5. Short Bus says:

    Umm, is her mother still writing that book on child care? And they call ME tarded.

  6. Flake says:

    Poppy seed muffin for $1000, Alex?

  7. Clementines says:

    Why Pebbles? Why!!!? Bam-bam left you and got the kids.. there’s no escaping your drug testing in TV Land.

  8. Looney Tunes says:

    Psych Eval. Stat.

  9. Jim says:

    Could be from diet pills,?

  10. LAMO! says:

    At least she has something positive in her life.

  11. Margo says:

    LMAO! I used your joke (above^) in the club last night and got some free drinks. Thanks!

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