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Nov 13, 2007 at 06:17 am by Evil Beet
Meet total hottie Javier Bardem, an acclaimed Spanish actor who recently made a foray into English-language films with No Country for Old Men. You’ll be seeing a lot more of him in 2008 films.
He’s also porking Penelope Cruz.
Lucky girl!
Te amo, Javier.












































































































He WAS hot until he started w/Penelope Cooze. Now he’s just damaged goods.
He did Before Night Falls a few years ago…
Not as handsome as STING!! He kinda has a big head too.