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Nov 13, 2007 at 08:26 am by Evil Beet
Ivana Trump reminds us all why, well into her 60s, she gets to marry a 35-year-old hottie and you don’t.
This is such bullshit. Her tits are perkier than mine! But I have a bona fide 25-year-old vagina and I’m still single.
How long until Barron Trump turns 18? Or I’d even take one of those little Hilton boys. Whatever. I’m officially bitter.
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Not a good look, Ivana! Nothing you can do about those arms, huh? Or the dryness…
Did the silicone fall down her armpits?
Ivana is so full of surgery it sickens me. Fake Tits big time!
You are 25 evilbeet? You look to be late 30′s, early 40s. I’m calling your bluff!!!