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Shocker: Britney Flunks a Drug Test

TMZ is reporting that one of Britney’s drug tests came back positive, but that the “source” who reported this to them claims it was a false positive.

Meanwhile, there’s a video circulating of rehearsals for Britney’s VMA performance, with a stand-in instead of Britney. This is supposed to be the super-amazing dance number they had planned before Britney fucked it all up.

Frankly, this is pretty much the exact same number Brit performed. She landed all her moves. The difference here is the camera angles — it actually looks better when you get more of the backup dancers and less of the “Britney.” Video’s below.

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  • The dance is still a bit boring…but it still looks better like this even with no costumes or lighting or anything than it did with Brit and her rank hair extensions and bad dancing.

  • She is on Provigil. Which is legal meth, also used to help coke addicts kick the habit, or help people with narcolepsy.

  • She’s actually someone that the world has put on a pedestal and now that her life is fucked up everyone points and laugh for their amusement with no real answers for her other than “look what she is doing now.” It’s a sad thing that society thinks this is actually acceptable and that we buy so much into this bullshit that the media feeds us. It’s fucking pathetic.

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