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Nov 10, 2007 at 06:03 pm by Evil Beet
Like, do I focus on the penis or the joint here?
I just don’t know, you guys.
My life is so hard.
Well, semi-hard.
Kind of like Pauly Shore.
(I guess I made my decision.)
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Is Kim Kardashian Addicted to Plastic Surgery?
dis blog sucks,find sometin better and stop feeding us crabs. -
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get a life haters,i know y’all wish 2 be kim but d bad news is no,u cant be kim and dis blogger should find something else to write and leave d kardashians alone. -
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o.k. whats with his lower stomache? looks like he may have had a c-section or something! and i’m not even gonna waste time resopnding on that little thing in his swim trunks! lol!
hi how are you are you lot ok
i have a big hole in my penis
hey pauly shore is just doing his thang leave him and his fat alone the guys hitting late 30s the drugs are just catching up to him now
Dam lay off lol u dun even know if thats a spliff and as for the fat he is gettin on a bit an entitled to just relax lol and as for the trunks and contents… unlucky?
wtf, his “it” is so f’n small…..rofl learn to Viaagra buddy
Shrinkage, buh-uddy!
all you mother fuckers are gay looking at his dick….check out the rack on that bitch and sshe smokes the reefer i should marry her. cause i would tear that pussy up every night and day
zee warren, ever considered that some of these people are women. So why would we focus on (as you say it) “her rack”.
Sexist jerk.
haters.
Pauly is f’in awesome.
For those of you putting down his manhood……seriously……r u in middle school?!
I would have sex with both of them.
hey pauly, you rock on buddy. love all of your work. the babe shes awesome, id do her too! as for this manager at my ballys norwalk she looks just like she could be your sister, diana! when i can i would like for you to meet her to see what i am seeing. everytime i see her it blows my mind when i think back to encino man with branden fraiser. check it buddy. plus when i saw you on the bob goldthwait show. you were having too much fun up there. i was in the audience. i am planning on developing malibu carbon canyon above dukes. so ill see you in my canyon. harry
ps i used to get high too. but please don let the drugs get you brother. i like seeing your movies.
dude it’s shrinkage……and he is still awesome in my world.
Wow he has put on a few pounds in the last year or so. As for “size” well it must’ve been cold that day cuz I happen to know he is well endowed.
I DONT THINK THATS A JOINT, LOOKS LIKE A CIGARETTE
hey listen x2 so 6-8 inches thats iight for me lol he just not hard and hes probs bigger than you guys anyways lol
Seriously, there are too many guys commenting on Pauly’s cold water induced shrunkin groin…. Paaaleeeez. I just finished laughin my ass off (again) watching “encino man” and wanted to check up on him. Forget the chicks chest, the joint and the crotch. It appears life is good for Pauly…..
:)
That women look’s to the penis of that man.. LOL ROLF
Damn she is fine….the 70′s and 80′s and 90′s weren’t good to Pauly and BTW. I love Dave Mathews!!!!LOLOLOLOL