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Hey, you guys, you know what’s amazing?
The Butterfinger pies they have at Burger King now. I’m not even getting paid to say this, I swear. They’re just really, really freaking good. I find myself driving to Burger King, like, every day to get one. Like I went to get a spray tan today and ended up at Burger King instead. The car just goes there now. I tried one on a fluke, and it was the best decision I’ve ever made. It’s like a little slice of heaven in a cardboard box. They’re better than sex, I swear, and they seem to return my calls with about the same reliability.
Anyway.
The Mirror has some dumb “quote” from Rihanna about Josh Hartnett.
“I’ve fallen for him big time. He is so hot and he is really sweet to me. When we hang out it feels right – even though it’s still pretty new.”
Look, I totally agree that these two have fucked, but she didn’t say this. Firstly, because nobody says that. Honestly. Say those words aloud, and think to yourself “Would I ever say that? Would anyone I know ever say that?” and you’ll realize the answer is no. Secondly, because Josh has gone to great lengths to deny a romance, and, if she really had feelings for him, she wouldn’t fuck him over by going all public with it. She didn’t say this. But it’s a slow news day, so it’s getting reported here.
I’m going to eat my Butterfinger pie now and hope the day gets better.
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Watch out Josh. See what happened to Shia when she dumped his ass?
Josh should date me!!!!!!
i love him!
hiya rihanna could u add me on msn ive left my addy i think u and josh wel suit ya look happy together and plus hes dead fitt i wish i could meet sum 1 tht spacil thts not a prick im 12 years old by the whey lol
hiya rihanna could u add me on msn ive left my addy i think u and josh wel suit ya look happy together and plus hes dead fitt i wish i could meet sum 1 tht spacail thts not a prick im 12 years old by the whey lol not meany cum jst like tht so like after her & himm
Perez wats ur screen name and hook me up with some celeb screen names
plz email me on sxcbecky2k8@hotmail.co.uk plz rihanna or josh hartnett
heyy. i just wanted to say, that rihanna, i think ur drop dead gorgeous, and josh ur frikin hott, ur the background on my computer. lol. i just wanted to say, i love u both, please try and get back to me at:
sassy girl 2797@aol.com
thanks♥ luv ya. byee♥
wat tha hell iz the matter with sum of u people / y r u trying 2 bring rihanna down and make her look like a slut youre fucking cowards u talk shit about celebs on the internet but i bet if they were rite there y wudn’t be all upcloseandpersonal then / and if she wanted josh or shia believe me ” yes mam “!
_the smartest of them all
ur good experince in sex but i feel you cannt ejoy ur self because its like rebote sex not a normal sex as like most people of the world
Harnett’s face is much bigger than Rihana’s.