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Nov 06, 2007 at 09:26 am by Evil Beet
‘It could all go away tomorrow if I’m at a club drinking like an asshole. Someone like Lindsay Lohan’s personality is [more] famous than her performance. You’ve got to maintain some mystery. Part of me wants to go out and see my peers. But if I go to a club and get my picture in the press, then I am that young Hollywood asshole. That would shatter my world…. There’s no way you get Tom Hanks’ career without thinking about this stuff. Everyone turns 21. Not everyone gets to be in Indiana Jones.”
Shia LaBeouf, in June 2007, to Entertainment Weekly. Shia was arrested this weekend for drunkenly trespassing at a Chicago Walgreens.












































































































Ah, irony.
Poor guy. At least he didn’t run over someone or drink & drive. Hopefully someone will show him this ‘quote’ and then smack some sense into him.
To be fair he said that he wouldn’t go out to the clubs drinking. He didn’t say anything about not hanging out smashed in drug stores. I guess drug stores are more mysterious.
…maybe he just wanted to start a trend.. Getting drunk and acting like a douche-bag at Opera/Le Deux/LAX is soooooo last year. Now that he’s done it, everyone’s gonna do it. I’m gonna try my luck at Wal-Mart tonight. TGIFriday’s is right next door so I’m gonna get hammered-ass drunk, go into Wal-Mart and fuck around in the toy section, get arrested and then send evilbeet my mugshot and say, “See… Shia was onto something… now can someone send me some bail money?”