Carrie Underwood Sure Does Have a Lot of Pubic Hair November 6, 2007Evil BeetCarrie Underwood6 Comments What the fuck is this, Carrie? I mean, is it a dress or an escape pod? Ugly. Ugly. Ugly. You’re lucky you’re so goddamn gorgeous, girl. If Michelle Branch had showed up in this, people could have died. At the BMI Country Awards. Previous postWe Take It Back! Britney Does NOT Have the #1 Album This Week! Next postOhhhhhhhh Shit. Nick Hogan ARRESTED!!!