Nov 05, 2007 at 01:18 pm by Evil Beet

Jewel Kilcher to Release Country Album, Signed with Valory Music Company

Thank God for small favors.

Jewel’s special brand of angst is coming to the country world!

She’s signed with a country label and plans to pursue life on the country charts.

“If I had been discovered now, living in my car in San Diego, I think I would have been signed as a country act,” she says. “As a singer/songwriter and as a storyteller, I’m old fashioned. I like a beginning middle and end to my songs. That’s pretty much just country radio now.”

Seriously, Jewel, you haven’t been living in your car for like 20 years now. You’ve been living on a sprawling ranch with a male model. Can we move on?

9 Responses to “Jewel’s Back, and Not with a Book of Poetry”

  1. yum says:

    Fuck the beginning and middle of her songs, I just want them to end.

  2. dana says:

    wow! did you guys photoshop her head or something?? she has this whole alien thing going on that i never really noticed before!

  3. Hb73 says:

    She has a an ok voice I guess. Whatever she sings can’t be any worse than that shit Unfitney puts out these days or that crap from Kanye “I’m a titty-bag” West.
    And yes, she has been living on a huge sprawling ranch, but not with a model! It’s Ty Murrary, 7 time Champion Bull Rider.

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