It doesn’t get much better than this, kids. Here I thought this Shia LaBeouxxyiuiuf character was going to fade in and out of the limelight like so many Elijah Woods before him, but now homeboy went and got his drunk ass arrested. At a WALGREENS. He is here to stay, people!

Chicago police say actor Shia LaBeouf was arrested at the Walgreens at 757 N. Michigan Av. around 2:30 a.m. Sunday after repeatedly refusing to leave the store.

A security guard repeatedly told LaBeouf that he wasn’t welcome and had to leave because he appeared to be drunk, police said.

When the actor refused to leave, the security guard detained him and called police.

After he was arrested, LaBeouf was “very courteous and polite,” and he posted bond before 7 a.m., police said.

LaBeouf, 21, of Glendale, Calif., was charged with misdemeanor criminal trespassing. He is scheduled to appear in court in Branch 29 on Nov. 28 at 9 a.m.

That’s crazy to me, because it’s pretty hard to get asked to leave a Walgreens just because you’re drunk. In high school, we’d get wasted and then walk to the Walgreens around 3 a.m. because that’s when they got out the floor buffers. We liked to ride the floor buffers when we were drunk. The staff were always very courteous and obliging and allowed us to push each other around the store on the floor buffers for twenty minutes or so as we screamed obscenities at one another. Then we would politely take our leave and vomit in the bushes. So I can’t imagine what Shia was doing to be kicked out. Perhaps he was refusing to wait his turn on the floor buffers. That’s a big no-no.

13 Responses to “Shia LaBoeuf is DEFINITELY the Next Big Thing: WALGREENS ARREST!”

1. Just Saying says:

   November 4, 2007 at 12:51 pm

   Wow. He’s taking Rihanna’s dumping him awfully hard. What a cutie pie!

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2. Margo says:

   November 4, 2007 at 12:52 pm

   Walgreens? *crickets* I got nothing…

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3. Short Bus says:

   November 4, 2007 at 2:22 pm

   He should have Transformed into a sober man.

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4. jess says:

   November 4, 2007 at 3:16 pm

   awwww… i just hope they don’t slaughter him with articles on how he is such a hypocrite, because he was always so against all of this kind of stuff, first the partying, now arrested?? not that i am saying he is one! i love him to much to do that…oh dear, i wish him luck, wish i was there to comfort him : )
   love always, shias future wife

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5. Winkie says:

   November 4, 2007 at 3:34 pm

   It doesn’t pay to be snarky about your future cell mates.

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6. kefin says:

   December 3, 2007 at 12:09 am

   i like walgreens :D

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7. Sweetie Pea says:

   December 6, 2007 at 9:27 am

   poor guy, he should’ve partied with me and we could’ve gone to the dollar store

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8. HotGurl says:

   December 16, 2007 at 5:08 pm

   OMG Shia is so hot.hes so cute when he is naughty.If he went to jail i would sooo follow him.Cuz he is my man.So back off hatters,And drop dead wannabeez.$)

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12. Greg says:

    July 23, 2008 at 12:21 pm

    Even celebrities are not immune to being arrested. They do, however, seem to fair better in court when resolving their cases.

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13. Gregory says:

    July 30, 2008 at 12:30 pm

    It seems like celebrities have been getting arrested more often than typical people lately, doesn’t it.

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