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Shia LaBoeuf is DEFINITELY the Next Big Thing: WALGREENS ARREST!

Shia LaBoeuf Arrested at Walgreens in Chicago

It doesn’t get much better than this, kids. Here I thought this Shia LaBeouxxyiuiuf character was going to fade in and out of the limelight like so many Elijah Woods before him, but now homeboy went and got his drunk ass arrested. At a WALGREENS. He is here to stay, people!

Chicago police say actor Shia LaBeouf was arrested at the Walgreens at 757 N. Michigan Av. around 2:30 a.m. Sunday after repeatedly refusing to leave the store.

A security guard repeatedly told LaBeouf that he wasn’t welcome and had to leave because he appeared to be drunk, police said.

When the actor refused to leave, the security guard detained him and called police.

After he was arrested, LaBeouf was “very courteous and polite,” and he posted bond before 7 a.m., police said.

LaBeouf, 21, of Glendale, Calif., was charged with misdemeanor criminal trespassing. He is scheduled to appear in court in Branch 29 on Nov. 28 at 9 a.m.

That’s crazy to me, because it’s pretty hard to get asked to leave a Walgreens just because you’re drunk. In high school, we’d get wasted and then walk to the Walgreens around 3 a.m. because that’s when they got out the floor buffers. We liked to ride the floor buffers when we were drunk. The staff were always very courteous and obliging and allowed us to push each other around the store on the floor buffers for twenty minutes or so as we screamed obscenities at one another. Then we would politely take our leave and vomit in the bushes. So I can’t imagine what Shia was doing to be kicked out. Perhaps he was refusing to wait his turn on the floor buffers. That’s a big no-no.

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