Nov 04, 2007 at 01:31 am by Evil Beet

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo at Pool Party at the Launch of the New El San Juan Hotel & Casino, Pictures, Photos

Nick Lachey knows exactly what’s happening later tonight.

Honestly, Vanessa, if you don’t want us to write these things about you, don’t pose for photos with your face that close to his penis.

At a pool party in San Juan.

10 Responses to “Easy Access!”

  1. medimary says:

    this pic is photoshop heaven….think of all the fun here!

  2. Clementines says:

    I’m not being kind when I say they DESERVE each other.. Barf

  3. JenJen says:

    “and this is how I got my job on MTV”

  4. Margo says:

    Please let there be a hot tub close by.

  5. Venus says:

    Ooh! He’s hung like a bull……………NOT

  6. tarn says:

    Vanessa: ‘ok, anybody got a magnifying glass?’

  7. ms.a says:

    is it just me, or does it look like she has wierd bruises or veins or something all over her leg? is it just a dirty photo? (pun!)

  8. DENNIS FM DOVER says:

    ITS GOLFBALL THRU THE GARDEN HOSE TIME BABY. I AIN’T MAD AT NICK.

  9. Jesslyn says:

    I think she looks like a slut, she is nasty

  10. i love it that nicholas does not wear underwear if he does it should be a thong or some kind of garment that is sexy he looks so good with those bitty handles on his sides hope that the new girl friend can put some weight on him and make him keep it on him she could also make him get a decent hair cut and style it in a suitable manner it is good to see that he is dating a non american hope he should go next time for an asian or african-american that would be great she should put a big necklace around his neck like a big african necklace he would look sweet with that on him and dress him up in african clothes i known that he would definitely look good in those type of clothes anything on him to match that gorgeous blond hair and those big beautiful blue eyes he is so handsome and gorgeous he should also consider being a chippendale he definitely be pass for one girls would be all over him trying to rip his clothes off to get to that handsome body he has i love you nicholas scott lachey you sexy thang you

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