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Nov 02, 2007 at 01:19 pm by Evil Beet
Mrs. Tom Cruise plans to run the New York marathon on Sunday.
In related news, I plan to walk from the living room to the kitchen, where the chocolate bars are. Possibly more than once.
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aaahahaha :D
I think I’m in love with Katie Holmes.
Dearest Joe uptop^^ If you love Katie (and I believe that you do) please rescue her from Tom and The Sciencepeeples Cult. Suri looks just like you. Real talk.
She’s practicing her getaway.
OK — is it just me or does Katie look completely different in her pre-Cruise days — not that I’m complaining — she looks great. But don’t you think that new “sophisticated” smile is totally deliberate in a creepy kind of way — is the little man telling her how to hold her face now?