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Everyone’s Saying Britney Went as a Cat for Halloween, But I Think She Went as Her Own Vagina

Britney Spears Halloween Cat Costume, Pictures, Photos

Go ahead. Tell me I’m wrong.

The gaping hole in the center?

All those pleats on the outside?

The overwhelming sense that nothing about it is particularly well thought-out?

Yup. That’s Britney’s vagina.

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