Britney Spears broke into a little crying fit yesterday as she left Ralph’s supermarket.

They were probably out of heroin.

Too funny. Last night I got momentarily obsessed with finding out if Bret Michaels was still dating Rock of Love winner Jes Rickleff. I spent like an hour searching through everyone’s MySpace pages to find out. And this morning, Page Six runs this:

REALITY TV-show relationships don’t last long, especially at VH1. In fact, “Rock of Love” star Brett Michaels never even got started with the “girlfriend” he selected last season, Jes Rickleff. Sources tell The Post’s Melissa Jane Kronfeld that Michaels was informed by the pink-haired punk rocker over the phone that she had taken up with a Chicago clothing designer upon returning home to the windy city. VH1 has renewed “Rock of Love” for a second season, but has not announced if Michaels will be its heartthrob.

In fact, Jes’s MySpace page does indicate she is “In a Relationship.” It also seems to have quite a bit of promotion for Chii Clothing, which I’m going to guess is her boyfriend’s line.

I also found this on Heather’s blog, regarding the finale, and found it interesting:

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST—I ABSOLUTELY, 100% DID NOT SAY I WOULD SHARE HIM.WE BOTH SAID NO..THAT WAS EDITED AND I AM SOOOO APPALLED BY THAT–AS IF THE STIPPER THING WASNT ENOUGH, (WHICH I QUIT DOING MONTHS AGO)–OR PRETTY MUCH NEVER SHOWING ONE BAD THING ABOUT JESS, I GOT RAN THROUGH THE COALS AND HEARTBROKEN ONCE AGAIN.
I JUST WANTED TO LET EVERYONE KNOW THE TRUTH.

What’s the verdict?

Now this is how you do cropped blonde hair, Rumer Willis.

At a club opening on Toronto on Thursday night.

I mean, I make such a big stink whenever Jaslene makes an appearance anywhere.

The ANTM winner showed up to the LA Premiere of Why Did I Get Married? Her face and hair look really, really pretty. It’s just too bad she had to dress like a cheap hooker for the occasion. What would Tyra say about this look?

But Jennifer Lopez is totally pregnant.

Check out this shot of her at a recent concert in Connecticut.

Preggers. Preggers. Preggers.