Oct 08, 2007 at 03:15 pm by Evil Beet

Her new album, Heroes and Thieves, comes out tomorrow. I’m honestly a little obsessed with the first single, “Nolita Fairytale.” I ran the video for it last week, and this week I’m bringing you a special behind the scenes clip.

But that’s not the best news!

The best news is that two lucky people will be receiving a FREE copy of Vanessa’s new CD.

Here’s how you win:

Send an email to me, at evilbeet@gmail.com. The subject line should be “Vanessa Carlton Contest.” And in the header, simply fill in the blank:

Vanessa Carlton is great because _________________.

You can be funny or sincere, it doesn’t matter. You can write a sentence or a paragraph, doesn’t matter. We’re gonna be judging this shit pretty haphazardly anyway, since that’s kind of how we do everything around here.

Winners will be announced tomorrow evening. Get your responses in by 2 pm PST on Tuesday pretty please.

Oct 08, 2007 at 03:02 pm by Evil Beet

Check out Britney Spears’ taco. [Yeeeah]

Zahara Jolie-Pitt gives photogs the bird. This girl is totally my favorite Jolie-Pitt kid. [Cele|bitchy]

Gisele Bundchen and her thong go mountain biking. [Drunken Stepfather]

Apparently it’s Bad Music Video Day around here. To follow up on Lisa D’Amato’s awful “Ace of Spades,” here’s a video from Rock of Love’s Lacey. [SOW]

Prince Harry’s doing dumb shit again. [The Blemish]

Paris Hilton sends Britney some edible roses to cheer her up after she lost custody of her sons. Wouldn’t edible underwear have been more appropriate? [POTP]

What is Victoria Beckham wearing? [Celebrity Smack Blog]

Oct 08, 2007 at 02:20 pm by Evil Beet

Britney Spears Applied to Be a Bartender at the Viceroy Hotel

Thank goodness!

Britney Spears is finally open to the possibility of a career path other than “washed up, drug-addicted pop star.”

The mother of two applied for a job as a bartender at the Viceroy Hotel in Santa Monica on Thursday.

Sources inside the Viceroy Hotel in Santa Monica, Calif. tell TMZ Brit checked in Thursday and at around 10:30 PM went downstairs and started talking with a bartender.

We’re told Spears told the bartender she wanted to do what she did — then asked for and obtained an application from the night manager to work in the hotel’s “Cameo Bar.”

We’re told the application is currently with Human Resources.

Hey, if there’s one thing Britney knows, it’s alcohol!

Oct 08, 2007 at 01:57 pm by Evil Beet

America’s Next Top Model’s resident alcoholic, Lisa D’Amato, has released a video for a rap single, “Ace of Spades.”

It is horrible.

I mean, horrible.

It’s like one of those Top Model challenges where the girls have to, like, do a commercial for a Korean beverage in the native language and the end result is 100% cringe-worthy. This video has no redeemable qualities.

“If you don’t like this shit,” she says in the song, “you can fucking lick my twat.”

Well that should be no problem, Lisa, since, if this video is any evidence, you spend most of your time with your legs spread wide open.

Bring it on.

Oct 08, 2007 at 12:26 pm by Evil Beet

Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell Biking in NYC, Pictures, Photos

Although they never did get married, Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell have been together since 1982, which is way longer than, like, any Hollywood marriage ever. The two were spotted biking in NYC on Sunday.

Oct 08, 2007 at 12:20 pm by Evil Beet

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“Well, the Spice Girls were like routines for 6-year-olds. Everyone can do it!”

Spice Girl Mel B, when Ellen Degeneres asked her if her Spice Girls dance experience helped her prep for Dancing with the Stars.