Congrats to Britney, who actually passed her drug test this weekend.

Evil Beet Gossip has obtained an exclusive copy of the test in question. The questions were as follows:

1) True or false: A peeled banana can be used as a bong.

2) Which is the preferable way of snorting cocaine: a) with a straw b) with a rolled-up dollar bill c) off a pinky nail d) none of the above

3) True or false: Heroin is less fun when you snort it. Better to inject.

4) What is Samantha Ronson’s phone number?

Britney scored 95%!!! She lost a few points for leaving the area code off Samantha’s phone number, but, in general, homegirl knows her stuff!!!!

“There was this kind of funny moment, after we were like we’re married and all of the hoopla was over and we were like, ‘What do we do now?’ We’re married. Alright, I guess we just live and love and learn from each other.”

Newlywed Kate Walsh, to Ellen Degeneres, who asked about her first five weeks of marriage to studio exec Alex Young.

Everyone knows.

Just announce it already.

What is taking you so long?

JLo performed on Good Morning America today. There were rumors she’d announce her pregnancy there, but it was a no-go.

Jennifer.

Come on.

Oh, Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay!!!

WELCOME BACK!!!!

We were soooooooooooooooo sick of Britney.

It’s all Lindsay all the time now!!!! Is everyone soooooooooo excited to see what Britney does to get the attention back on her? What will she think of this time???

Oh and Linds has a new boyfriend, who she met in rehab. He’s a 25-year-old snowboarder named Riley Giles. (With a name like Riley Giles, you pretty much have to be a snowboarder, right?)

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The full interview won’t be out until Thursday, but OK! has posted some of the quotes they got from Lindsay in their exclusive post-rehab interview.

“I’m going back [to LA] to shoot Dare to Love Me, but I plan on returning to Utah so I can stay focused and avoid other distractions,” she says. “Tempation is always there, but now I’ll avoid it the right way.”

And: “I hit rock bottom. Everything in my life came to a point where I had to make a decision.”

And lastly: “My talent is a gift and I’m going to use it.”

Okay, Linds. There it is, in black and white. You admit you have a problem. You say you’re going back to Utah after filming wraps. Now let’s see you follow through on that.

Director Brett Ratner, who’s currently making a film about Hugh Hefner’s life, when asked if he’d cast Lindsay Lohan: “She’s very talented; she’d be great a as a Playboy bunny, if she stayed sober.”

Brett and Lindsay dated briefly in 2006, when Lindsay was 20 and Brett was 37.

Director Brett Ratner, when asked what advice he’d give to Britney Spears: “I wouldn’t. I don’t want to be quoted about Britney.”

Oh, silly Brett. Everyone has to get quoted about Britney this month. It’s a union requirement. Didn’t you get the memo? Or did someone forget to mail it in the vagina of an 18-year-old girl?