It's not that I'm surprised Lance Bass published a memoir at the ripe old age of 28.
It's just that he actually went ahead and called it Out of Sync.
Some equally gay but eventually discarded titles Lance considered:
1) N*BUTTS
2) Tearin' Up My Anus
3) Pop
4) It's Gonna Be Gay
I guess he settled on Out of Sync.
Soooooo gay.
Anyway, you can buy his book on Amazon now if you wanna. ...
Check out this adorable clip from the U.K. program Britain's Got Talent.
It warms my cold, cold heart.
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Check out this adorable clip from the U.K. program Britain's Got Talent.
It warms my cold, cold heart.
Thanks Mary!...
That's what this is, right? A lullaby? For the 8000 kids you have between the five of you? Because the next time I have insomnia after drinking 5 Red Bulls (not FDA recommended, people!) and staying up all night trying to make this blog awesome for you guys, I'm putting this shit on loop and going right to sleep.
I cannot believe this is their first single. This sucks.
Maybe this shit flies in the U.K.? Can the British folk please weigh in? asldifu8ru94hrwesljdnvj 98ew6t79w4eshkdjasidfu84uoae8fsdu78 dfuaoeifuds8ov7fijoesoijefoihasrey89DFFSDFSDjfdklsdinn../.,,.ji;h
Oh shit, did I fall asleep at my keyboard? I need to turn this song off.
Enjoy the new Spice Girls single: "Headlines (Friendship Never Ends)"
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That's what this is, right? A lullaby? For the 8000 kids you have between the five of you? Because the next time I have insomnia after drinking 5 Red Bulls (not FDA recommended, people!) and staying up all night trying to make this blog awesome for you guys, I'm putting this shit on loop and going right to sleep.
I cannot believe this is their first single. This sucks.
Maybe this shit flies in the U.K.? Can the British folk please weigh in? asldifu8ru94hrwesljdnvj 98ew6t7...
What? The collagen injections didn't fix that? Weird.
Spears’ court-appointed monitor turned in a “very damaging report†October 22, a source close to her ongoing custody case with ex Kevin Federline tells Usmagazine.com.
The paperwork, filed under seal to LA Superior Court, claims that “[Spears, 25] paid her [monitor] no attention or respect at all, as if she were some employee whom she could blow off,†the source says.
“Britney’s often d...
Marie Osmond gives us her theory of why she passed the fuck out on live TV yesterday.
"Right at the beginning… I started getting light-headed. And the only thing I could think of [is] I have allergies, there's almost half a million people being evacuated, the air quality is terrible -- and I just couldn't get my breath."
Hmmm.
I still think she was crash-dieting. ...
Hopefully she'll do well on Dancing with the Stars.
Because I don't see great things for this Spice Girls comeback after the first single was released. ...
In case you haven't heard about it yet, you can read about Halle Berry and her Jewgate here. Basically, she went on Leno, showed some Photoshopped picture of herself with a really big nose, and said it looked like her "Jewish cousin." (The "Jewish" part was removed from the broadcast at Berry's request.)
As a member of the Tribe, I get to give people passes for shit like this. And I'm giving Halle Berry a pass. I really don't think she meant to be offensive.
Even the Jews over at Page Six w...
After audiences spent weeks grappling with the Sopranos finale in June, creator David Chase finally gives us his opinion.
"The pathetic thing — to me — was how much they wanted HIS blood, after cheering him on for eight years," he says of the audience members who wanted to see Tony whacked.
And as for all the theories? "There are no esoteric clues in there. No `Da Vinci Code,'" he says. A.J. will "probably be a low-level movie producer. But he's not going to be a killer li...
The absolutely stunning Megan Fox walks the red carpet at the Hollywood Film Festival's 11th Annual Hollywood Awards.
I can't even remember that one movie she did once, but who cares?
She's so purty. ...
When I saw the thumbnail of this picture on WireImage, I was like, "Oh, that's so sweet. Guiliana DePandi's walking the red carpet with a Downs Syndrome girl."
Tragically, this is a Biore exec.
At the Biore Uncover Discover Event in NYC. ...
As we reported earlier today, Heidi Fleiss will be opening The Stud Farm, a male brothel, in Nevada in less than two months. The brothel will only perform male-on-female services (sorry, gay dudes!) and Heidi's hoping it'll make her a killing.
Obviously women approach sex a little differently than men, and I have to wonder if chicks would actually go to this thing. So, sorry to be all exclusive here, but this poll is for the women who read this blog. (But I still love you, guys!!!)
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Guess who's coming to Seattle Grace?
Joshua Jackson!
The Dawson's Creek star will do a guest arc on Grey's Anatomy as a doctor, which'll probably air in December or January, barring a possible writer's strike. (You're gonna start seeing that line a lot now, kids ... "barring a possible writer's strike." Seriously, Hollywood, if all your writers strike, I AM AVAILABLE! Can you guys imagine if I got to write Grey's Anatomy? Way more penis fish, guys.)...