Victoria Silvestedt Needs More Blush Like She Needs That Final T in Her Name
Oct 31, 2007 at 08:10 am by Evil Beet

Victoria Silvestedt at 2007 Cipriani Wall Street Concert Series Presents Lenny Kravitz, Pictures, Photos

Hey, Victoria, where are your cheeks?

I still can’t see them!

Can you just point them out to me? They’re not really, ya know, delineated. Maybe if you put something on them? Like bright pink powder. Real heavy. All over the entire side of your face. Maybe then I could figure out where your cheeks were.

Oh, that’s better. I can see them.

Okay, I’m going to start hunting for your lips now.

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5 Responses to “Victoria Silvestedt Needs More Blush Like She Needs That Final T in Her Name”

  1. Margo says:
    October 31, 2007 at 9:48 am

    This is her Halloween costume. Happy Halloween everyone!

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  2. Margo says:
    October 31, 2007 at 9:53 am

    Call Jay Alexander and Miss Jay stat!

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  3. piedlourde says:
    October 31, 2007 at 9:59 am

    I’m sorry, Beet, but Victoria Silvstedt’s name is actually prounounced without the “d” (as in Silv-stett).
    Oh Vicky, my home country’s pride and joy! The best thing since ABBA, Absolut and Bergman!

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  4. piedlourde says:
    October 31, 2007 at 10:05 am

    *pronounced

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  5. Catharina says:
    August 13, 2008 at 3:29 pm

    Silvestedt is not our pride and joy, Just alot of shame, she is nothing absolutly nothing.

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