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Oct 30, 2007 at 07:44 am by Evil Beet
Honestly, kids.
Forget D.A.R.E.
Forget simmering eggs.
Forget “crack is wack.”
This is why you don’t do drugs.
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Parker must laugh herself to sleep every night.
Oh man I breezed on by his pic and thought he looks familiar…then went back and I vomited a little when I realized who it was.
He did use to be someone what good looking… maybe Whitney can counsil him.
He looks just joyful to me.
Billy Crudup doesnt do drugs. And he looks VERY attractive.
I blame the lights and … well, his age.
Yea, I don’t understand, he’s just making a bit of a funny face to the camera by opening his eyes a little more than usual, how in the hell does he look like a drug addict. He’s aged a little but he;s not a bad looking guy, and well dressed as well.
just compare this picture to him in “big fish” only 3-4 years before, that’s alot of aging for 3-4 years…I don’t know if it’s drugs, maybe he just put on a little weight…