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Paris Hilton Launches New Fragrance, Can-Can

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Proceeds from the sales of another totally unnecessary celebrity perfume will go to the Los Angeles Unified School District, to be directed toward the development of free after-school tutoring programs and expanded computer labs, with the goal of increasing the dismal high-school graduation rates of these promising youngsters, who are all too often doomed to a future of illiteracy, addiction and jail recidivism.

Except that’s totally not true.

But she is definitely adding a floor to her Malibu beach pad.

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  • Paris blows even bigger time, what a f—en wench, I can’t believe people would buy this shit!!

  • I hope I speak for all America when I say “Please go away and do not darken our doorstep again!”

  • Other possible names that were considered:

    Shouldn’t-Shouldn’t
    Bitch-whore (already taken for development by Brit’s people)
    Jail-smell
    and
    Spoilt-bitch (also taken by Brit’s people)

  • I was going to say Can Can wasn’t the first choice, Ew du Assgrease. I can’t believe anyone would really buy what that douche is selling.

  • Yoink! You make an interesting point there. Her other choice of fragrance was Vinegar and Water, “because it bring’s back freshness anytime.” But Summer’s Eve threatened to sue.

    Their cease and desist order, while very lengthy had a curious line. They stated and I quote: “After many decades of making douche bags, we are very confident in stating that you, Miss Hilton, are one of the biggest douche bags we have ever seen. Now go screw!”

    ;)

  • I would normally laugh at a perfume like this but I was given a sample and it’s actually a really nice smelling perfume. I’m going to buy it, reguardless of who’s name is on it. Because it simply smells good! Sorry Haters!

  • I like it. Got a sample and I loved it before I knew it was Paris Hilton shit. Sorry, I am not big on celebs or her but I DO like the perfume.

  • ok i just bought it yesterday, (it’s fantastic) and i love paris, everyone needs to give her a break, she’s learning things for herself, anywayz i had her perfume heiress and loved it and now this one is even better!!!!! who cares who’s name is on it i mean come on people grow up a little bit. buy for the smell not the name. it is so dumb and seriously grow up. i’m only 18 and i’m way more mature about things like this then you guys that are hatin. you guys are just jealous that you don’t have her money. get over it seriously and give her a break

  • Oh! Please all of you get out of here, this perfume smells amazing and it is a great idea……just stop talking about things you dont even know………………….and buy this thing it smells amazing…………

  • I love Paris hilton.. i have alomost verything of hers! im only 12! i love this perfume, along with heiress and just me! I LOVE PARIS!

  • Well i think that people should stop saying bad things abut Paris.
    Think ur just jealous of her. She is beautiful and she is starting to do the right thing.
    So plz quit it!

  • Even though I dont support Paris’ recent actions, her new fragrance is suprisingly intriging…I have wanted to purchase it after sampling it in a department store. I think all of the people that have “been hatin” on Paris should just try the fragrace before be prejudice. She has made a fantastic income on this creation on hers and she should be rewarded for it indefinitly.

  • Man people…. Do you not know any of these people who make perfumes?? Paris is a tame one…. I agree people are extremely jealous of her! Grow up people!

  • paris is fabulous yes she done a bad thing but she is trying to get a 2nc chance and evryone deserves it you know all haters you dont alwayz have to say bad things ya no u shud say im not keen on her or nothing at all i support you paris xxxxxx

  • i love this stuff! my friend introduced it to me, and like all of paris hilton’s other perfumes, this one is just as good and smells delightful! i really hope i get it for christmas!

  • oh come on you people act like you freakin know her she’s rich and you are not haters keep hatin can can is great love ya paris!!!!!!!

  • paris hilton is lovely.
    and so is her perfume, i love it.
    so ya’ll can chill out with all that hating on her.

  • hey why dont u give her a break leave her alone jesus she is just trying to make a name for herself stop picking on her how would u feel if you got stalked by the press all you life, when is the new prefume out i love her perfume hte smell ace i have them all part fae this one

  • LEAVE HER ALONE!!!ANYWAY I PURCHASED HER PERFUME ABOUT A MONTH AGO. THAT SH*T SMELLS SO GOOD. WAY TO GO PARIS. I LOVE THAT PERFUME. EVERY TIME I WALK INTO A STORE, SOMEONE ASKS ME WHAT KIND OF PERFUME I AM WEARING. GO GO GO AND GET THIS PERFUME…..

  • i have all the other 3 perfumes of paris and i love them hieress is gorgeous and i will deff be getting this one. she is ace ans she has changed alot since jail like she gives ldz 2 charitys now!

  • i work for a perfume company and all of paris hiltons perfumes and colognes sell very well..a lot of customers dont want to purchase her stuff because its paris hilton, but when they sample theyre surprised..and they buy..”i hate this bit6h, i cant believe im buying this” i dont really care for her too much, but i have a feeling this will be yet another successful fragrance..

  • Yeah, I picked this up and was like, Heh heh, let’s see what eau de slut smells like holy crap this smells awesome. Then I discreetly bought some and secretly wear it. ^-^ It smells like cotton candyyyy.

  • Omg regardless who’s perfume it is. I so love it… I bought it and loved it…
    Paris does wat she wants kus she has money… shoot if i had money id be the same… i drink i get all crazy i learn and she’s learning… but i love this perfume…GO CAN CAN>>>
    HHHHMMMM

  • ………………….My friend had a sample from the mall its smelled so good……….. its about time she did somthing smart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!