Oct 27, 2007 at 11:20 pm by Evil Beet

Jennifer Love Hewitt Has Fat Legs, Oh Yes She Does

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Go ahead. Yell at me for saying it, like you did before.

I’m not saying she’s morbidly obese, but unless homegirl is pregnant, this is a little bit bigger than I like my starlets to be.

You think John Mayer would hit that? No. He wants a Wonderland, not a Wonderplanet.

230 Responses to “Jennifer Love Hewitt Still Has Fat Legs”

  1. Anonymous says:

    She looks good.
    I’m happy to see someone who isn’t wasting their time trying to be grotesquely skinny, and starving herself JUST to please ignorant, sad, superficial people who live in a magazine.
    She seems happy and she’s a good weight.
    She’s not exactly perfect, but hey.
    Who is??
    She’s ALRIGHT looking.
    Not even fat AT ALL!
    You want to see fat girls?
    HERE:

  2. mandy says:

    oh my god…. theres nothing wrong with her legs, id swap.shes obviously aware of comments cos shes wearing neutral colour shoes to elongate..no wonder women have such issues with their weight

  3. Anonymous says:

    you’re a fucking idiot.

  4. Nikki says:

    Omg, your so sad! :( Its not all about being skinny you know, she looks lovey, there is nothing wrong with her weight….

    Teen girls are always worrying abou how fat they are, if they get told she’s fat they are going to think they have to be skinny! is that honestly a good thing? Millions of people are turning annorexic, and this is not helping ! :@ Grow up!

  5. Pete says:

    If she’s not your type. Why comment. Maybe you should be looking elsewhere.

  6. Dr. Slate W. Rockingham IV says:

    Not only are her legs fat-laden, the fat is unevenly distributed, lending a certain lumpy appearance – complimenting the cellulite on her ample thighs. She is broad in the beam as well, which provides a sufficient frame upon which ample additional lardage can cling. Jennifer Hewitt looks like somebody grafted her delicious upper body onto a fat dimpled stink-flesh and sweaty lard-beast undercarriage of questionable provenance. I bet she doesn’t shave either. Her face and boobs are like false advertising for the smelly fat-bod they’re affixed to.

  7. Dr. Slate W. Rockingham IV says:

    Actually, upon further inspection and additional reflection, Jennifer Love Hewitt no longer lends me an erection. Her face is equine in appearance, and she has a funny looking neck. I do appreciate her lips, though I would hesitate to insert anything dear to heart between them, as there’s a good chance that dear object would soon become incorporated among the mass of lumpen pimpled fatty flesh sweating on her ample buttocks and thighs. The creases and folds of lard that comprise Hewitt’s lower body would tide a family of hibernating woodchucks through a Yukon winter ’till the spring thaw, were they adorned as Jennifer is with fat pimple erupted jiggly Crisco fat, slick and stinky with sweat and unmentionable female yeastiness, uncleaned due to inaccessible folds of clammy fat at her nether regions and gigantic buttocks.

  8. Anonymous says:

    hahahahaha

  9. thanks says:

    thank you my legs look just the same as hers.. im not fat and she isn’t either..

  10. Obsessions says:

    What the fuck is wrong with you. She is beautiful and doesnt need to change a thing.

    Go die in a hole.

  11. doc_z says:

    Most guys are so affected by advertising that they allow their taste in women to be controlled by the fashion industry. If you allow this, you “wear” women like clothes rather than enjoying them for who they are.
    If you do that, you’re allowing your buddies to choose your women for you. My taste in women changes from time to time. I was turned on by really thin girls for a while, then Asian girls, then chubby girls. I had a phase where tall, strong girls that could kick my *ss were the hottest.
    I don’t like morbidly obese women, but alittle extra girl is nice.
    But what about the woman herself? Looks are only phase one of a relationship, chemistry on that level just kicks it off.
    Have you ever noticed that Mother Nature tends to put opposites together? Black and white, thin and heavy? She wants to average us out, I think, and it makes it impossible to say what is “best”.

  12. anon says:

    are you fucking kidding? absolutely nothing wrong with her legs. She’s beautiful.

  13. jacob g. says:

    Wow..that’s so ridiculous. She’s hot as hell. And her legs are not fat. And anybody who uses the word homegirl, is a deuchebag.

  14. nicolas says:

    You have a fat head!

  15. Kyle says:

    You asshole. So every girl has to have a skinny figure and perfect body? Not everyone is the same, this just shows how shallow you are. Everyone is perfect in their own way.

  16. Sarah says:

    Wow, her legs aren't even slightly large.

  17. And do you think all men think that way? I was just watching a movie with her and was thinking she was too skinny for my tastes. I like women who are healthy/homely to slightly chubby…sometimes even bigger.

  18. Macy says:

    thanx for saying that her legs are not fat at all that helps me so much. i am so worried all the time that my legs r fat. i have a flat stomach but i also have runners legs. anyway thanx.

  19. Anonymous says:

    jennifer love hewitt legs look fine. In fact there just the way i like legs. There big and pretty but not fat to me. The curves are well shaped and round and soft. Around the knees are round and soft not hard like some women legs. Im’ just saying that Ms hewitt is avery fine looking lady and lots of class. She ALso has a beautiful busty figure. A look that you dont see in holly wood as much these days.

  20. Anonymous says:

    OMG! I have chicken legs and I hate them…I would do anything to have legs like hers

  21. Jc says:

    I really don’t understand this at all. Their not fat at all. Their perportioned to her body. She’s a healthy weight and not overweight at all. Even so why in the hell should anyone care? The person who made this site is a complete dip shit. If you want to spread your diseased mind into the world go ahead but don’t be supprised when people give you their piece of mind about you. If you want to hate everyone for being an individual with different beleifs then go ahead but don’t try to drag everyone else down with you. Hate makes people ugly and its f****ing anoying.

  22. shahzad says:

    she is the most beautiful and sey women and i love her sexy legs……

  23. Alisha says:

    I think she’s beautiful.
    I mean isn’t it actually scary when someone’s so skinny they’re like only skin and bone? that’s not pretty. =\

  24. person says:

    So you’re probably some fat loser who would die for legs like that. See you in hell.

  25. haha says:

    You guys are all morons.She’s beautiful how she is.
    No one cares about your opinions about her.
    hah. she probably doesn’t even care for your existence douchebag. (:

  26. Wayne Kerr says:

    This Rockingham bloke = 1 prize cunt

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