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Last week was very exciting for the scrumptious High School Musical star Zac Efron, as he turned 20 years old. More importantly however, it was a tough week for me and many other people. Since our starry eyed hunk is no longer a teenager he falls on the hotness scale from about a 8.75 to a measly 6. This SUCKS. Consider the Olsen twins, no one talks about how hot these identical twins are anymore. Why, you ask? It’s simple, once we all threw our countdown-to-legal calendars in the gutter, they lost out their excitement! It was no longer forbidden, it was smack-you-in-your-face LEGAL to fantasize about MK and A, and no one cared. Mr. Piece-of-ass-of-the-moment Efron held on as long as he could, and we commend him for this my friends, but time is no longer on his side. All we have to look forward to now are some incriminating photos of the boy-with-hair-so-soft-I-wanna-use-it-as-a-scarf turning 21 and drunkenly making out with some random girl (fingers crossed). On totally unrelated note, does anyone perchance happen to know where Zac might be spending his 21st birthday. I will reward you handsomely if any information leads to me being that drunken hook-up.
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Pedophile anyone?
Hello, and who is skipabeet?
Lol.
Skipabeet is going to be helping out around here from time to time. And her baby brother’s balls could turn anyone into a pedophile. I almost want to have her post the pic … if a kid’s under 6 months, is it still pedophilia?
Well, shall be looking forward to her posts then, wonder if she’s any evil and what of the other two, T & L?
T & L are still around, but their real lives have become increasingly busy and I loved them enough to let them out of the dungeon to do things other than write for me. But you never know when they’ll pop up again.
I miss writing here too!!! Hopefully soon I can get my meth addiction under control, budget my time effectively, and write mo’ for the EB.
In that order.
i think we talk less about mk & a now because they both look like anorexic elves! when they were teens they were cute but now yuck!
i love you as link larkin.
i want you here as link crying
i love you Zac Efron and as link
Zac Efron you are the hottest guy ive ever seen will you marry me and my friend kaitlyn?? ok bye i love you xoxoxo
can you please break up with vanessa & pick ashley! please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!xoxoxo kara williams
omg people say he’s gay and all i can say is dear god i hope so id fuck him like …..THAT…… :D
troy i love you so much
do not brack up whih vnessv
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iloveyou, like troy, zac and link :p <3
u r hot and good looking 2 be 2o i am 20 and allie is 19 and her b
-day was 2mmrow havge a great day
I LOVE YOU MORE THAT ANYONE!
I LOVE YOU MORE THAT ANYONE!SO BRACK UP WITH VANESSA PLEASE!
Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing wrong with this, except that it ain’t so.
ok i dont care how old zac is he will always be like the hottest guy ever!! I <3 him so much!
i dont care how old he is, he is still the most gorgeous guy out there.
like seriously, there is no guy as gorgeous and amazing as him. he isnt only hott, he is a wicked nice person and cares about people
i love you i love you i love you
i really love u.luve u so much.and wish u the best.
i love you and you so sweet
hey zac awe howsit listen if u and V planing on coming to south africa call me
0219821342 cheers my brotha
lo amo mmmm es muy lindo lo vengo sigiendo desde su primera aparicionen miracle run es belo
I LOVE U SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH I EVEN DID A SLID SHOW ON U!!! LOVE KIRBY
OMG!!! Who gives a crap if he is 20 and not a teen anymore. He is and always will be the most gorgeous guy EVER!!! hE IS SOOO fine. I luv u zackie poo!!! ( : Oh and i agree with Kara Williams Since u and V arent so Zanessa anymore u should so totally date Ashley. I mean she is beautiful, talented and I think she likes u!! (: So wht if she is older dont most guys find that sexy???? Tee hee!
Thanks for sharing
Zac your hot!
Zac is the best guy ever!
I’d prefer reading in my native language, because my knowledge of your languange is no so well. But it was interesting! Look for some my links:
hiii.
i’m crazy on zack efron he is the best men ever!
so so beutiful!
zac ti amo…italia the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
zac i Love you soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much!!!<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
hay may name is brittanyweese age 16 i will be 17 in march i will can date do you like ashley tidesl
r you gay
love brittany
you r so sex e
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zac l’Italia d best ti amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I think that even though he is 20 he is still very very very cute he is cuter than my boyfriend!
Thats his Orgasm face. I remember because I saw him in the gay orgy one time. His dick is like 2″
I LOVE YOU ZAC
i love jou as troy bolton and link larkin
i love jou so much
i luv U SSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHH
I THIN UVE GOT THE PERFECT HAIR AND UR SSSSSSOOOOOOOOO FFFFFIIIIINNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE
zac efron on söpö
soo sweeet lovve and love ii love you sooo sweet
svi ste vi moroni…..koji ste vi krepili…zac ima priÅ¡tića ko Å¡ipak koÅ¡tica…lol…
superrrrrr en foto perfect