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Kid Rock Arrested at a Fucking Waffle House in Atlanta, This Guy is a Genius, People

Oops, did I fall asleep writing that headline?

Sorry, it’s just that anything having to do with Kid Pebble is so unbelievably fucking boring to me.

He got arrested at a fucking Waffle House in Atlanta for getting into a fight with some people over what I’m sure is something retarded. Like they didn’t pass the syrup fast enough.

Kid Rock is such a tool. I want him to go away. I’m tired of covering his stupid bullshit.

I mean, seriously, a fist fight at a Waffle House? Why don’t ya’ll just take the car down off the cinderblocks and hit each other over the head with those?

The best part of this whole story is the fabulous graphic that David at Pretty on the Outside has drawn up to go along with the story.

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