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Joanie “Chyna” Laurer and Captain Morgan at Spike Scream Awards

A fresh-from-rehab Joanie “Chyna” Laurer poses with Captain Morgan at the Spike Scream Awards in LA on Friday.

You know, I’ve seen more than one celeb in my life politely decline to be photographed with alcohol or anything alcohol-related, even when it’s an alcohol sponsoring the party. I was at a party once sponsored by Anheuser-Busch, whose PR folks desperately wanted to get a photo of Nick Cannon with a Budweiser, and he was just like, “No way. You can get as many photos of me as you want, but I’m not holding a beer.”

Chyna, dear, you might want to take a hint.

October 20, 2007 at 9:34 am by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Chyna

2 Responses to “Now This is How You Do Sober”

  1. Margo says:

    It’s the Celebreality Syndrome. She can never make it off if the “D” List, so she poses with anybody or anything. Oh yeah, Captain Morgan probably hit that. *hiccup*

  2. Ander says:

    The great thing is, just like Captain Morgan, Chyna is a complete fabrication.

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