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Just when you thought anyone was immune from the nip-slip seeking eyes of the paparazzi, we get these shots of Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling at a reading at Hollywood’s Kodak Theater, where her dress slipped down and revealed her bra.
Rowling blushed and quickly recovered from the incident.
I want to tell you all that I did pause briefly before writing this article, and I thought to myself, “Is this what my life has come to? Am I actually going to exploit a photo of the bra of a respected author, when this incident was obviously a total accident and in no way a Lohan-style publicity play? Am I going to make sure to include terms like “nip slip” and “breast” in the photo titles, so as to maximize search traffic? Is this actually how I’m using my Master’s degree?”
The answer, my friends, is yes. Yes to all of it.
And I think I speak for all of us when I implore the paparazzi: Now where’s our Condoleezza Rice nip slip?
Get on it, guys!
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LEAVE J.K. ROWLING ALONE !!!!!!
:P
i wuld love to see her niples pop out and a man sucks it and rapes her wooo@!!!!
she so hot
Joanne is so beautiful! I love her works too!
I know a lot about literature (from Stevenson and H.G.Wells to Mihail Solohov and Tolstoy or Maupassant) but have never read so enlightening things like the end of the seventh HP book.
She is a talent.
Anyone who tells otherwise is jealous of her well-deserved success.
And it turns out that she is not only talented… but extremely sexy. Such a nice figure like Madonna’s.
I’d like to do her legs. She is delicious. Mmmmm
maybe she will be my first girlfriend
wow, con, you are a total dumbass. are you like a 35 year old virgin, or are you just in 5th grade. get over it, nip slips are hot
I couldn’t believe that JK Rowling is the type of woman that wears those kind of clothes.
i’d hit that shit raw, no condom
Im American and absolutely 100% agree with Con. This is messed up. JK Is and will always be my favorite author. So why the crap make fun of her? It happens! Leave her alone! Pick someone who DESERVES to be made fun of- like brittany spears, for instance. JK hasn’t done anything to be treated this way. So leave her alone!
I think that you are all sick and need to get a life and stop ruining people’s lives just because they are famous and you can!! I agree with con and I don’t care what any of you think you are all SO SICK!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE PEOPLE!!!
I’m sorry to hear that this woman is some peoples’ role model. From filing lawsuits against people who are only helping to increase the popularity of her books, to the simple fact that she wrote mediocre childrens’ books that are basically giant collections of clichés from the sci-fi genre, she’s not really a person to model your life off of.
My 12th grade English teacher told me that we couldn’t write about her style for a report. We all asked why, and she said “because she doesn’t have a style of her own, she writes straightforward fiction and that’s it.”
So go ahead and worship her, but as a writer she’s really not that fantastic.
Hum…maybe she should of worn what Dumbledoor wears.
FCK U ALL!!!
Dear Con,
SHUT THE F/// UP!!! Bc i think u are in 5th grade who’s mom just told u about this BS. Get Over IT!!! I agree with Diyana :)
yeah syd roh and micheal and every one else who is defending joe rocks yeah X)
i smell cookies YUM :)
sorry last thing thething that happend to Syd Roh happened to me too WTF
well I notice that you all are still perverts exept for HPobsessed001,Hannah ,:( emo :(, and all the other Joe supporters, ROCK ON but to those who are only thinking one thing when you see this (ya know what that is) GROW UP!!!!! O and “syd roh’s friend” ya I know who you are lol, how often do you Google my nickname? lol cookies, you will never change lol.
>Syd ;)
i google your name alot LOL and once again i smell cookies that means i wont go hungry today SWEET!!!!!!!!!! :)
hey, u no what there r many people who says bout respect or blah blah, but she is the onbe wearing those dress and it is her fault. yeah once my top of bikini fell of @ a public pool but i was alright. all mens and other people kept staring @ my boobs but nothing really. it is my fault that i didnt tie it hard enough.
Hey all you European cunts, how is life up there on your fucking pedestals? You all talk so much shit about our country and the first people you look for help from when you get fucked up by your equally shitty government is us… Get fucked and stop blaming America for all your problems.
when are you going to stop smelling cookies? o well, bring me over some lol. Anyway it’s not Joe’s fault things happen it’s not like she planned her shirt to fall like that.
I would love to see her breasts. I think she is SEXY!!!!! Make love to her must be the best!!!!
You sick minds who appreciate this crap need to keep it to yourself. J.K. Rowling is a respectable woman who should not be exploited. She has done nothing to deserve this. Please leave and do something productive with your life. I am typing this from a school (high school senior) in America, and have had no bad intentions for her. I am sitting in class looking at literature related articles and pictures, when I find this site and all of the horrible things that I find here, I can barely stand it. Could the guy who posted this article please take it down? It isn’t right.
Hey, not that anyone rightly gives a crap or that I’ll even be back to this to see if anyone did, but i think the whole lot of y’all need to lighten up. I mean c’mon, it was an accident, yes. Was it pretty douchebag-ish to publish it and put it up here? Yeah. Some people do find her attractive though (I’ll admit, I believe she looks gorgeous), and money is to be made off this. I mean really, if we all got all pissy and indignant about all the crappy stuff that goes on to keep the money flowing in virtually any country, shut it down, and had a little hissy-fit parade, the world would just go to shit. Tons of terrible things happen on a regular basis, and this should be the least of anyone’s worries. And besides, I can pretty much guarantee you that Ms. Rowling did little more than roll her eyes when she found out about this, so why are all of you getting so indignant about it? I think it’s scummy that the guy put this up there, but I’m not going to lie and say I don’t think it’s a little sexy. Besides, her business is just as much centered around publicity as the hollywood business, so by putting stuff like this she’s really only being helped. I mean I’m not gonna sit here and say she NEEDS the extra publicity (I’m sure she’s down-right LOADED from her books), but we’re still making her richer just by having even looked at this website. Whatever, point is that if you think it’s sexy, that’s cool. Chances are, that’s another book or two sold JUST because she’s now on that extra person’s mind. If you think it’s scummy, then either do something about it or just stop wasting your time worrying about it. C’mon people, I guarantee you Ms. Rowling isn’t getting grey hairs over this nonsense, why should any of us?
Oh and I’m not telling any of you what country I’m from, because I really think it’s rediculous that anyone thinks THEY’RE superior JUST because they’re a citizen of a certain country. We all need each other in some way, so shush yourselves with this British vs American nonsense.
Everyone who thinks that she is more respected then other people really need to grow up, she wrote a ok book, not that good but it was ok and I respect that it entertained kids and adults the same. But by saying that she doesn’t deserve to have pictures like this taken and others do is just wrong. Yes Paris is a moron, ok moron wouldn’t even be close to what she is, but writing a book doesn’t make you better then others, and it shows she is human and can have bad clothing mishaps happen to her like everyone else. She is attractive, and us girls do like to know others think that of us.
And for those who type in search on google and this pops up, why not change the stupid filter to block all the revealing stuff.
And just because you british, American, or French etc doesn’t mean that you are better
Heck Paparazzi looking for these type of shots and others ruin people’s life in every country, Diana for one, wasn’t in America. So by saying this is American site or British Site doesn’t make it bad.
I agree with Emily
I liked reading the books but there is far better books, with original plots. I mean yes Harry Potter Character was orginal but in almost every book that is how the plot goes, bad guy kills people, one person survives, and the bad guy goes into hiding to get strong again and at end have a last battle. Just add names, add locations, add some slight orginal ideas, and you have a book.
Don’t get me wrong, my daughter loved reading the books, and I did love to see her reaction when I would buy her the new one, but to me is she more respected then any other author, not really. She wrote a book it was a success so she got alot of money. Plenty of authors that write alot of books and make alot of money and plenty of authors that wirte alot of books and don’t make alot at all.
So does this make her feelings hurt that someone got a picture of her clothing mishap? I doubt it. She just blushed and probably was like oops, and fixed it and pushed it out of head.
All those that are crying over this demanding it disrespectfull, she has already moved on and forgot about it, why can’t you. she will sell more because some will go out and get her books because of these pictures, she not gonna loose any profits, since it was a accident, and if there is someone out there that goes “OMG she is a slut for showing that I gonna go burn all the books I have of hers and not buy anymore” they are the real idiots, and I doubt anyone gonna do that. So no she not gonna lose any money, she not gonna lose any fans, it was a accident people know that. The only way her profits are gonna go is either stay the same or go up some more. So in a way this at worst not gonna do anything, at best gonna give her a few more sells from people who wouldn’t have before.
And then all those that are knowingly writing the stuff about how they want to do her and stuff, they are the immature ones and are only writing that stuff to agrivate all those whiners from above who say she is their rolemodel, if you all would have just shrugged it off, these immature people wouldn’t have crawled out of the woodwork.
Lastly, all those who are bad mouthing the british and the americans need to grow up themselves. There is Americans who gonna think she is sexy, even I think she is, who wouldn’t, and there is also british who think she sexy, again who wouldn’t. Just because you are American or British doesn’t change the fact that she is sexy, and she a girl, she not gonna hate that people think she sexy, she is gonna blush some more and smile, and inside she gonna be happy, just because she is famous doesn’t change the fact that she is like everyone else and everyone likes to hear they sexy or handsome
I totally agree with Toby!
Being respected and being rich is completly different!
you people are on crack or something.
everyone who’s on camera makes a mistake, there shouldn’t be fighting about jk rowlings dignity. if this really bugged her she would sew, but unfornuately people with is life. move on. idiots.
My opinions about this (not that I’m an ‘all-knowing’ being or anything):
Just don’t waste time here. The fact that I’m here is even pathetic, really.
Yeah, this picture is sick and wrong. The people who shot and posted this have no life. HOWEVER…who cares? Arguing won’t accomplish anything. If you want stuff like this to stop, you have to starve it of attention.
JK Rowling is still an idol to me, even if she is human lol :)
Noone would enjoy having personal mistakes published (I wouldn’t). If Rowling HAS seen this, she’s probably hugely embarrassed, but at least she knows better than to make a huge fuss about it. If she’s seen this, I feel so bad for Rowling, but fuss=attention and attention=publicity and publicity=more food for gossip devils.
I do have one very big problem regarding this picture. It’s more to do with the perverts who feel the need to post sick messages about their sexual desires. Saying ‘Rowling is HOT!!!’ is fine with me, because I actually agree and that is a compliment. Posting about your perverted thoughts just shows you have no respect for a married woman. Grow up.
Oh, and one last thing, this isn’t a tragedy. The pictures themselves mean nothing. People who blow this WAY out of proportion or argue constantly are small tragedies of their own -_-
~I’m out! And yes, I’m well aware that my post will not stop vulgar behaviour. I just figured it couldn’t hurt to give my opinion.
hey no offence you guys. but you should calm down with the insults and the swearing. i am an australian and i like the british, and i respected every british that has done something great in their lives and i think j.k does deserve respect because she had gone from waitress with a family to a great aurther even though she was told that her story wouldn’t very successful. Also i would like to say that britin has a lot of great bands because i mysef m a musicisan can appreciate that.also i think that everyone is intitled to their opinion because that is part of free speech which is our right as human beings and if any one disagrees you are intitled too
also i would like to add that not just jk but anybody does not deserved to be treated in this way
also thoughs who say she doesn’t deserve to be respected you probable only seeing it from your side of view sometimes you have to look at other peoples that is why i was in counseling when i was younger nobody ever saw it from my side of view and it hurts that you hate your life n hate everyday everyone laughs at you hates you. i would sit alone not bother anyone and i would still be tourmented and it was bad enough at school but my brother had to make it worse even though he knew i had a miserable time at school and it would be hard to keep your anger under control and even when i was sick my brother still gave me a hard time just because i wasn’t a sporty type like him. so please don’t go think that knowone deserves a chance to change or be something or do anything or deserves to be happy
JKR NEEDS RESPECT. PEOPLE ARE SO RUDE. WHY DO PEOPLE TAKE PICTURES. THIS IS SICK. HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF U WERE DOING SOMETHING PRIVATE LIKE THAT!- and its embaresing enough, why do we need pictures?? JKR is a huge role model and this isn’t gonna bring her down!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE IS STRONG AND FIERCE AND SMART AND AN AMAZING WRITER. SO U GUYS BETTR SHUT UP/.
THE WRITER SHOULD DELETE THIS. ITS REALLY RUDE. SHES HUMAN. PEOPLE MAKE MISTAKES. ITS NOT LIKE SHE MEANT TO DO THIS. AND DONT GO SAYING SHE WORE THAT DRESS, ITS HER FAULT CUZ HOW WOULD SHE NO!? O YEA SHE WOULDNT!! IM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MAD RIGHT NOW I DONT THINK ANYONE COULD UNDERSTAND.!!!! I LOVE JKR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hello. This is all ridiulous. As Chrisitina said, people are human, they make mistakes. Of course she did not mean to do this. And J.K. Rowling is the best and she’s my role model. I am leaving this site and never coming back, so they get less viewers, so they leave JKR alone.
Hey people, If anyone wanna show her/his body, that is not a mistake!!!….If I see this, that is a mistake?….Come on….accept that, she wear this dress to show her body. There are many respected celebrity who doesnt expose themself. She is lucky writer…not a good writer. She is rich but not respected to many people.
Jo is luscious! She seems to be getting sexier as she gets older, too :)
And you call the rest of us pathetic Con? C’mon, you’re saying that a woman who wrote a series about a fuckin wizard is inspirational, and thats bullshit. And if you really wanna say, “no its because shes a woman and has overcome so many hardships to accomplish this,” thats bullshit too. If thats the case, you need to read some Maya Angelou buddy, cuz there’s some inspiration.
You all realize that you’re arguing over a part of the anatomy, right? It’s just a boob, and really, nothing happened. There is virtually no nudity, and no problem. I’m not arguing for either side, I’m just telling both sides to shut up and just go somewheres else. If you don’t look, theres less interest, less publicity, and thus, less people will do this.
Besides, there’s so many more younger perkier breasts out there for you pervs to look at anyways =P
yes yes yes I will suck your nipple and fuck you hard
o god tell me when u get a upskirt
Quite frankly, anytime there is a potential nipple slip or upskirt shot of a hot chick, I’m in, JK Rowling is hot, I know it, she knows it, no different than the Helen Mirren red bikini shot, awesome.
sex
Trust me guys, i would love to fuck Rowling up. she is steaming hot!!. i would fuck her while shouting the spell “EXPECT TO BE FUCKED!!!!”
Just because guys might comment on her sexually doesn’t in any way detract from her literary talent – the 2 are quite separate matters.
And as has been said – she’s well aware anyway of how attractive she is.
J.K Rowling is an amazing writer, to all you fools who think she isn’t. There was a post above mine that states ‘J.K Rowling isn’t that great for filing law-suits’; she probably filed the law suit because she didn’t want to lose profits to give to charity: that’s right, she gives away millions to charity. She has her own Trust Funds and supports action against multiple sclerosis and anti-poverty.
you are all losers. arguing on blogs.
losers