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Britney Spears Did Something Right!

Britney Spears Passes Drug Test

Congrats to Britney, who actually passed her drug test this weekend.

Evil Beet Gossip has obtained an exclusive copy of the test in question. The questions were as follows:

1) True or false: A peeled banana can be used as a bong.

2) Which is the preferable way of snorting cocaine: a) with a straw b) with a rolled-up dollar bill c) off a pinky nail d) none of the above

3) True or false: Heroin is less fun when you snort it. Better to inject.

4) What is Samantha Ronson’s phone number?

Britney scored 95%!!! She lost a few points for leaving the area code off Samantha’s phone number, but, in general, homegirl knows her stuff!!!!

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  • LOL, Beet! By drug test, did they mean a urine sample? If so, they must of tested her for steriods. Like Prego, I’m certain everything else was in there.

  • lol. urine drug screen: tests for marijuana, cocaine, amphetamines, barbituates, THC, benzos, and possibly alcohol. but, mj could stay in your system for several weeks. good for brit.

    although maybe she used Mrs. Seinfeld’s pee.

  • The newest drug test can actually pick up on any THC (marijuana) ingested within the past three months (often including secondhand smoke).