America’s Next Top Model’s resident alcoholic, Lisa D’Amato, has released a video for a rap single, “Ace of Spades.”
It is horrible.
I mean, horrible.
It’s like one of those Top Model challenges where the girls have to, like, do a commercial for a Korean beverage in the native language and the end result is 100% cringe-worthy. This video has no redeemable qualities.
“If you don’t like this shit,” she says in the song, “you can fucking lick my twat.”
Well that should be no problem, Lisa, since, if this video is any evidence, you spend most of your time with your legs spread wide open.
Bring it on.