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One of The Hanson Girls Had to Go to the Hospital!!!

Isaac Hanson in Hospital with Pulmonary Embolism

It’s the oldest one, the one that looks like a horse.

She had to go in after complaining of chest and shoulder pain.

Man, some girls just get the worst PMS.

Okay, okay, technically it was a pulmonary embolism, which I guess can be really serious, but the doctors are saying she’ll be fine, so I’m going to go ahead and make my jokes, k?

I guess Hanson is on tour for an album I didn’t know existed. Because I’m old and out of touch with what the kids are listening to these days. I mean, unless there’s a corresponding nudie pic. Then it usually comes across my radar.

Hang in there, sister!!

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  • I’ve never really been into their music, but I’ve always remembered them as those three cute blonde kids.

    Hey, they got out there and made something of their lives. They’re not out raping, killing or dealing drugs; they’re doing positive things.

    And that’s something no one should make fun of.

  • Gee, man, you’re a bitch. why the hell should you give a concert when you’re in pain. And guess what asshole when there’s pain in your chest, that’s serious. plus you’re a perv. And I’ll bet everything i have that Isaac Hanson is a billion times better looking than you are

  • Wow. Perez wannabe?
    You tried making fun of Hanson, I’ll give you that.
    But unfortunately for you, it backfired…because Hanson has a lot going for them. And…none of them look like girls? (Confusion…)

    Nice try, pal.

  • Issac did have a pulmonary embolism. And he recovered fully, thankfully. He’s married, Nikki, and has a daughter with her. In fact, all of them are married and Taylor has three children. I went to the next concert they performed after the surgery in Richmond, VA and they rocked out. They are excellent performers. The tour, backing their latest album, The Walk, is continuing today. Many procedes (in fact, all sales from online album purchases) go to furthering the education of children in Africa. Their website, hanson.net, sells Thompson Shoes, which, when you buy a pair, donates a pair to a child in Africa. I’m very proud of them and, obviously, a great fan.

    All that said, in the 90’s when they first hit the scene, I thought they were one of the best girl groups out there. Well, let me specific. I knew Isaac (center inthe photo) was a guy. I wasn’t sure about Zac, guy, girl, or other. However, I knew, KNEW, Taylor was a girl. For a fact. Even when I heard the name, I was like “yep. see. a girl.” Oops. :)

  • seriously, get a life.
    clearly hanson is all guys, not girls you fag.
    you obvioulsy dont know anything about them anymore, so you shouldnt be able to post your “gossip” about them. its so rude to them, and any fan that reads this, such as myself.
    let it gooo already, its been 10 years, theyve come a long way from ’97 hanson.

  • Having just gotten out of the hospital with a PE myself, you’re lucky he’s still alive to make fun of.

  • wtf?? why the hell are you making fun of someone who just came out of a HOSPITAL? if u had pulmonary embolism, you would most likely would be in the hospital instead of writing this shitty blog. go get a life.

  • aha, thats so fucking funny x] they did look like girls when they did “MmmBop”. and they were oh so fugly, they’re better looking now i spose.. still a shit band though.

  • WoW
    if all you can come up with is that they are girls
    you have no life and are not funny
    grow up

  • Dude, *NOT* cool… PE is incredibly serious. A very close friend of mine, an otherwise healthy 26-year-old, dropped dead suddenly from a massive PE.

    Signs to watch for:
    Difficulty breathing
    Chest pain
    Rapid pulse and breathing
    Leg pain and/or swelling

    If the above signs are present, *immediate* medical attention must be sought.

    BTW… you suck.

  • This was stupid! All you do is try to make fun of them because you know they are sooo much better than any other band. So what Taylor looked like a girl….WHO CARES! Look at him now? High voices…SO WHAT! They were 11 and either 13 or 14 when MMMBop was recorded! Ike does NOT look like a horse! He could have died from PE! And you’re making fun of him? I agree with Nick J two posts b4 mine. And most of the others….the ones deffending Hanson.
    GET A LIFE!

  • The article said that the problem was caused by excessive muscle and scar tissue brought on by wanking. I wonder who the hell she was wanking. Hope next time she dies!

  • the one he was wanking was his brother taylor, and kept on swallowing his load so they had to pump his tummy to realease all of the cream. also taylor wears string bikini underwear a few girls went to a concert and his pants were dropping down and they saw his underwear. taylor is gay too and im sure swallows loads left and right. what a bunch of wankers

  • all good… GREAT looking guys, look a little female-like, that’s what makes ’em so damn fine! Pretty boys rock! stop being jealous! you know you want them as much as us chicks do!!!!!

  • Men are just as insecure as women when it comes to people whom look better than then. You’ll be very lucky to be 1/16

  • ugghh. jealous much? saying that theyre gay and all, mirror yerself before you say that about them, you bloody faggots! godd, you people should really get a life. i agree with those who are protesting and defending the hansons too. yes, youre old, so what are you still doing badmouthing people who didnt do anything to you? why dont you just cozy up on your death bed huh? and when you reach that point, rot in hell. grrrhh. and Isaac DOES NOT look like a horse! they’re all hot, okay? hmpf.

  • You so suck man! You seriously need to grow up!I just don’t get…really I don’t. It’s been 10years since they came out, and ok maybe it did make some kind of sense to say jokes about them looking like and sounding like girls then, but man they’re all grown up now and do serious stuff like helping kids in Africa who suffer with AIDS, they’re running their own record company, they make a point with their music….and all you can come up with is that Isaac looks like a horse??? You couldn’t even respect the fact that he just had gone out from the hospital??? with PE??? do you even realize how serious PE is? People actually die from PE……just so you know, YOU MAKE ME SICK!!!! You’re pathetic man…..I really feel sorry for you…….

  • GROW UP SERIOUSLY. when you have a medical condition that could KILL you, i bet you would take this a little more seriously. just to let you know hes married and has 2 kids, and making a better living then you EVER will. so get over it, theyre not just mmmbop little “girls” anymore.

  • ohhhh my gos they are so old:P

    i listen to them since im 9 i think now im 17 and i really love them
    one of my sisters like backstreet boys the other loke spicegirls and me the hanson is funny those band are from the same moment

    hehehe

    i dont know whta they are doing now but i really love them^^

    they are such a cute^^ i remember very well when they were just kids

    oh my god just good memories:P

    hehehe

    kisses

    byes

    p.d: my english is bad im from argentina so:P

    HANSON COME TO ARGENTINA:P

    hehehe

    byes

  • Hey guys please please come back and play in Ireland!!! You were brilliant in Templebar 2 years ago!! Come back!!

  • i thought this was some funny shit. kudos man kudos hahaha im 19 i grew up with the Hanson Fan craz and all those Vaginaman bands. lol i didnt even know they were still around haha oh well. this post actually makes me want to read more on your website! lol keep it up ;D

  • How dare you? Isaac is 100 times more beautiful than you. You know what? You will regret this one day when karma attacks. JERK.

  • Yanno, I listened to the Hanson brothers when I was a kid and although I didn’t know they were still around, I’m glad to let everyone know I’m a lesbian who thought they were all adorable growing up and even right now, they are still gott! So to anyone who wants to talk shit about Hanson, do what you do but remember, they are living life. You’re sitting on the freakin internet wasting your dumb worthless life away! Maybe while you’re online, you can go PURCHASE a life on eBay!!

  • funny how girls berate men for their jealousy towards other good-looking, successful men. because they do the same exact thing towards the good-looking successful members of their race (eg. miley cyrus).

    celebritydom is just one big circle jerk of jealousy.

  • your pathetic & you should know that you’ll never get as far in life as the hansons. even if some messed up people think they have the right to make fun of them. have a nice day.
    p.s. Lighten up sunshine.