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Britney Spears: Not Dead Yet

It’s just a matter of time, you guys.

But after surrendering her two children to K-Fed — who, in case you were drinking to blackout all day Monday, won full custody of their children — she went tanning, went to the DMV (to get a CA drivers license) and then checked into the Peninsula hotel, which will, God willing, not be the scene of her suicide tomorrow.

You know, I’ll be sad if I find out tomorrow that Britney spent Monday night getting drunk/high, but at this point, if drinking is going to keep her from doing something worse to herself, I say bring on the partying.

Don’t do something stupid, Brit!!!! Get your shit together and get your kids back!!!

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  • Her “partying” is what’s brought on this pathetic behavior. Maybe she’ll party herself out of our misery and into a State hospital.

  • Ahem. Had she put the booze down, taken the straw out of her nose and slapped some panties on, this wouldn’t have happened. If the judge gave me an ultimatum like that, the only photos you’d have seen would be me churning butter in a petticoat.

  • She hates her kids! A judge has finally ruled this is a nasty bad mother with no redeeming quality to spare.. and nothing more can be done for her. For the sake of the children l hope she never ever gets custody because she is too far gone to ever make up to them for her calculated suicidal actions to kill and harm them for over two years.. Except that proof shown to you publically and feel dread and shame, pray over what she did to them privately.. and get on with your life.

  • Get your picks in for the Dead Pool. I’ve got her doing a Shatner’s Wife in K-Feds pool. Two weeks tops.