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A Celebrity Crashed a Vehicle Sober

Keith Urban Crashes Motorcycle on the way to an AA Meeting

Congratulations to Keith Urban, who actually managed to crash his motorcycle on the way to an AA meeting. I think that may be a first in the world of celebrity gossip — and we don’t have many firsts left — so this dude deserves a pat on the back.

Said Urban in a statement:

While out riding to an AA meeting, a time when my privacy is especially important to me, I felt myself being pursued [by paparazzi]. I sped up, and in an effort to elude an oncoming car, which was making an illegal U-turn, saw no choice but to drop my bike. In actual fact, my pursuer came to my assistance, without taking photos, and helped me from the road. I returned home, got my car, and continued on my way.

So it sounds like Urban was uninjured, and still went to the AA meeting.

Ladies and gentlemen, I think we’ve found Lindsay Lohan a sponsor.

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