Now that the Jolie-Pitts have enrolled their eldest in a ridiculously ritzy school on the Upper East Side — and refuse to have nannies take him to and from — the paparazzi know exactly where they can find these folks, day in and day out.
I do think it’s funny, though, how they go as a couple to pick him up, creating a paparazzi frenzy. I mean, really, guys, would it be all that big a deal to send a nanny in to get him? Or just have one of his teachers bring him out to the tinted-windowed car? Because Maddox Jolie-Pitt — not to mention the rest of his class — is going to have the most twisted idea about what school is. Okay, okay. When your elementary school costs $20K/year, you’re definitely going to have a twisted idea about what school is. But when your walk to and from school is basically the Oscars red carpet minus Joan Rivers? By the time he’s in third grade, Mad’s going to have to start taking a publicist with him to school to tell him which reporters to talk to and remind him who he’s wearing and who did his backpack. Giuliana DePandi’s gonna be all like, “I’m loving your JanSport. We’re really seeing that come back this season.” This kid’s spelling tests are going to run on Page Six. The entire staff of the Post is going to have to learn how to speak elementary French so they can weigh in on his book reports. I’m so excited.
Check out Sarah Jessica Parker and Chris Noth (aka Mr. Big) on location for the Sex and the City movie.
Seeing as how SJP is married, I think this means there’s a little lovin’ going on between Carrie and Big in the film.
Hooray!!!!!!!!!!
Hurrah!!!
Sorry about the recent down time, my loves. We had to move over to a different server, and we had some downtime in the process.
Or, as my sage roommate described it, “website go boom.”
The good news is that we should now have no downtime due to an overloaded server. And, if we do, I’m fucking switching hosts.
Posting will now resume as normal. Thanks for putting up with this bullshit.
xoxo
Beet
Looks like J-Lo’s jumping on the pregnancy bandwagon. Mrs. Marc Anthony sported a baby bump at her fashion line’s recent show, and now inside sources are confirming that she has a little Lopez on the way.
“She’s about twelve weeks pregnant,” says a source. “She’s due in the spring.” She’s been trying to get pregnant using in vitro fertilization for years, and has finally been successful. There’s even a possibility she’s preggers with twins! Friends say Jennifer has been dreaming of becoming a mother for some time now, and is elated about the pregnancy.
George Clooney has a girlfriend, and she was on Fear Factor. [Cele|bitchy]
Brad Pitt does the cover of V magazine. [popbytes]
More pics of Paris Hilton partying on Emmy night. [Drunken Stepfather]
Sienna Miller gets naked on the set of her new movie. [Yeeeah!]
Rosie O’Donnell explains (kinda) why she’s not doing Oprah. [SOW]
Only Kanye West can manage to complain about the fact that Pam Anderson publicly stated she loved making out with him. [Celebrity Smack]
Is Perez Hilton’s new VH1 show really “the death of television”? [Pajiba]
Promo pics for Alicia Keys’ new album. [POTP]
More Christina Aguilera pregnant pics. [Derek Hail]
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