Mary-Louise, who already has one kid with Billy Crudup (who pulled a Tom Brady and ditched her for Claire Danes before the kid was born — or would it be more accurate to say Tom Brady pulled a Billy Crudup? Or who cares?), was spotted around New York with her newest African accessory: a child!
The Weeds actress took the new purse human being to the doctor and then chatted away on her cell phone.
She was with E! for awhile, then she moved to TV Guide network, and, most recently, Joan Rivers has been critiquing the red carpet from … a blog?
Shit, I can do that.
What I can’t do is get VH1 to support my blogging efforts.
Their interest in Joan’s red-carpet commentary is leading some folks at the LA Times to wonder whether VH1′s getting into the red carpet business.
I have a hunch — and more than that — that Joan and Melissa are secretly planning a dramatic comeback to the red carpet.
What’s key about current circumstances is that Joan and Melissa did their Internet gig with VH1. That sure makes you wonder: Is the music channel planning to get into the red carpet biz? If so, why weren’t Joan and Melissa at the Emmys repping VH1? Currently, no rival network has an exclusive deal. The TV Guide Channel eventually busted that E! monopoly, opening up the carpet to other cable players.
When I recently asked Joan’s PR rep if the Rivers gals will work red carpets for VH1 in the future, she got noticeably nervous and replied: “No comment.”
The whole article is interesting and worth a read, by the way — lots of behind-the-scenes drama in there — but Joan and Melissa back on the red carpet? On VH1???
Check out Hayden Panettiere grinding all up on Milo Ventimiglia. And you thought you couldn’t wait until this chick turned 18. [Celebslam]
Has Ben Affleck switched his addiction to online gambling? Maybe he could quit that too and start getting addicted to making watchable movies again. [Cele|bitchy]
It’s true: they’re actually continuing to let Jessica Simpson make movies. [INO]
Did Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron end their fake relationship for additional publicity split up? [Derek Hail]
Um, why is Oscar de la Hoya wearing fishnet stockings? [Ninja Dude]
Because you know what joke is funny every single time? Having sex with a girl and then finding out she had a sex change!! Oh, you slay me, Dane Cook. [Drunken Stepfather]
Here’s the moral, kids: if some angsty teenager runs out in front of your car looking to get hit, don’t swerve. Because she just might grow up to write country songs like this.
Most of the time I’m far from jealous of this girl, but when she lands dudes like this, I get a little bit annoyed.
This guy is seriously hot.
His name’s Alex Vaggo, he’s — according to InTouch — a Swedish tourist, which kind of sounds like a kinky sex position. Like, “Look, I don’t want you to think I’m weird or anything, it’s just something I’ve always sorta wanted to try … will you do Swedish tourist with me?”
Anyway, Par-Par met him through mutual friends, and now I guess they’re bumping uglies. Or doing the Swedish tourist. Whatever the kids are calling it these days.
I have to take this moment to relay a conversation I had with my grandfather yesterday.
Grandpa: So you must be busy these days, with OJ Simpson and Britney’s meltdown.
Me: Yes, Grandpa, there are plenty of stories lately.
Grandpa: That Britney, she needs to get herself a good therapist.
Me: Yes, she certainly does.
Grandpa: Although I guess it’s good she’s going through so much drama, because Paris and Lindsay, they’re really behaving themselves these days.
Me: [laugh hysterically]
Grandpa: Well it’s true, they’re both staying out of trouble.
Me: Grandpa, how do you know these things?
Grandpa: I read the paper, sweetie.
Which Latino TV heartthrob was spotted in L.A. Tuesday night, flirting and holding hands with a mystery brunette who is definitely not the girlfriend he has at home?
It’s the weirdest thing, I had a little boy in October and Blue Ivy is the absolute double of him. So tempted to post a photo to prove it. Are the pictures supposed to be post-delivery because I don’t think they are, on the basis that...
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