Somebody Bought Paris Hilton’s New Boyfriend a Thesaurus
Sep 25, 2007 at 05:25 pm by Evil Beet

Paris Hilton’s New Boyfriend Alex Vaggo Says She’s Intelligent

Hottie Alex Vaggo, the Swedish tourist, describes Paris and her family as “kind, normal and ordinary.” He went on to say they are “humane, lenient, congenial, boiler plate, mundane, quotidian and habitual.”

The 20-year-old described Paris as “intelligent,” which is probably just a term his thesaurus provided when he looked up “experienced.”

“I had a totally different picture of her before [I met her]. I was impressed she was so focused. I love to be in her company,” he said.

Alex was working at a pizza joint and living in a hostel when a friend introduced them at a restaurant. Yeah, I’d love to be in her company, too. Even Paris Hilton’s bed is better than a hostel.

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4 Responses to “Somebody Bought Paris Hilton’s New Boyfriend a Thesaurus”

  1. Margo says:
    September 26, 2007 at 8:06 am

    Him pretty. Who talk for him?

    Reply
  2. I say says:
    September 26, 2007 at 4:38 pm

    Team hostel!

    Reply
  3. agent bedhead says:
    September 26, 2007 at 9:15 pm

    Boiler plate. He said that, really?

    Reply
  4. sahar says:
    December 20, 2007 at 9:08 am

    hi
    i love u.ure 2 are pretty i really enjoy watching u togather.bye

    Reply

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