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What the Fuck Are You Wearing, Constantine?

Constantine Maroulis From American Idol Looks Retarded Leaving Les Deux

Okay, buddy.

Next time, start drinking after you get dressed. Because I know, after a few martinis, it seems like the white clown shoes go really well with chest hair, but, actually, no.

At Les Deux Wednesday night.

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  • sheman next to him w/white plastic watc h an red keds
    wow constantine is rollin w/real stylin homies
    no wonder the chic refuses to be snapped
    she be doin the walk of shame

  • Well, this man certainly needs some fashion advice and a bit of muscle in the chestral area. Having said that, he does have a handsome face. If he would just shave, he might smashing!
    On the other hand and now that I think of it: who the hell is he?

  • So Miami Vice. A real trendsetter here. I’m taking notes.
    Seriously, I can’t believe that fucking show and its fucking tool-time contestants are actually setting the tone of popular culture. Who gives a fuck what he wears? Why take his picture?
    Folks, you want to hear music? Next January, turn your fucking tv off and go out to the your local bar and hear your local musicians!!
    Why does that fucking show still exist? Why do these fucking karoke singers get their fucking photos snapped like anyone gives a fuck?
    Go do some fucking real work Cumdumbstain.

  • Snip off everyting below the neck and he actually looks really nice i this pic. But yeah he needs some help picking his clothes. I’ll volonteer to be his dresser. lol!!

  • Are you people crazy?? He is the most gorgeous Greek God ever! I would happily drink champagne out of his sweaty, stinky, fugly white shoes!!

  • Apparently he’s laughing all the way to the bank, Boston Conservatory degree in hand and plenty of experience playing in your local bar, if that’s what appeals to you. If not, catch him on Broadway the next time he’s appearing there.

    Better yet, buy his new album titled Constantine and then go to some of his shows on his upcoming tour.

    Seriously, that new album is really a fine thing. Listen to it at Amazon.

  • Were does a man buy a t-shirt that low-cut? Macy’s, 3rd floor, Jr. Girl’s dept? Female behind him is wearing t he same hefty bag masquirading as a dress shehad on the last time they were at Le Peux together.

  • Do you you no he is Greek? The Greek mens are very prowd of the hare on there chest. You must no follow up on this pupular fashion. Do you not no the Greeks invented everyting The Greeks invented the fashion. Prada he is Greek also. I am just return from Greece and I am telling America the Greek mens are all fressing just like Kostadino. He is my little Greek cookie. You must not be Greek. I am sorry for you.

  • I think Constantine got that BoCo degree online at the Bob Cooter Conservatory of Douchery. It’s easy to mix them up. LOLZ!!

  • No, Kook, Greek mens are pigs who still suck off mommy’s tit in their 30s. But really I think ConFans like that about him. : /

  • OMG, he looks more pathetic with each new “appearance” here. Those shoes? Prada or not (I’m going with NOT and more likely Value Village) those are just plain old U-G-L-Y. Kinda like him. What a tool-he’s wearing a T shirt down to their with the ape hair hanging out, and what looks very much like a rosary? What a trend-setting nobody wannabe. As for his album, I’ve heard the clips on Amazon-what a bunch of lame crap. I wouldn’t waste my money on it. But hopefully a few people do, so he can at least buy some better clothes.

  • Cantstandhim is supposed to go on tour with Kevin Federline at malls in North Dakota. Don’t know of any malls in South Dakota.

  • They want their Miami Vice look back. Oh wait, they’re saying no. No, they don’t want it back. They asked that you please burn it and let it die.

  • I don’t know which is worse, his LAME-O album, dreadful, tacky fashion taste (and no, wearing designer things do NOT always equal good taste, especially in this case), hair that has more splits than a divorce court, or his swollen head/having no class/lousy male bimbo personality/lack of sense of humor.

    One would think with his “laughing all the way to the bank” [/sarcasm], this wannabe would at least invest in a good stylist, but I guess looking and acting like a scrub is more up his alley. What a loser.

  • Omg!! I fuckn LUV this guy!!
    I herd he jes inked a nu movie deal! Working title: The Douchebag Wears Prada. Meryl Streep already said no, tho. :(
    Maybe they kin get Lance Bass in drag!! :)

  • Funny you picked this pic out of the bunch when he looks better than anybody else there that night. His publicist probably placed it.

  • Don’t worry I hear the Confans are already chipping in for new shoes. They buy him everything he needs and everything he doesn’t want he regifts from his mom’s basement vault. Nobody in his family will ever have to pay for clothing or Yankees tix for the rest of their lives. So what if it doesn’t all fit together. I heard he is thrifty. ;)

  • Dear Evilbeeter!
    How cool for you! You got a response from the man himself as you see Duece is Constantine!

    That being said…..Constantine, call me. I will climb you like a tree.

  • The man is fuckin gorgeous…….nuff said.

    Like he said..get a life..and look into the mirror while ur at it…

    Who is taking your pic.??

    No one..

    ha!

  • OMG!! Somebody slap me upside my head…PLEASE!! He is so fashionably edgy! And I am FULL! FULL I tell you! Of anecdotal testimonies from his billions of fans!! All of whom will visit my shop at some point between now and never!! OMg!! Just last year 3, count that!! THREE stoppped in and I forced a home made tshirt on them and guess what??? They all knew exactly how many letters are in his first name!!! OMG!!! Me and my 100 year old mother are right now playing Musical Bees with his new album!!! It ROCKS! I would knoe!!

  • OMG!! Somebody slap me upside my head…PLEASE!! He is so fashionably edgy! And I am FULL! FULL I tell you! Of anecdotal testimonies from his billions of fans!! All of whom will visit my shop at some point between now and never!! OMg!! Just last year 3, count that!! THREE stoppped in and I forced a home made tshirt on them and guess what??? They all knew exactly how many letters are in his first name!!! OMG!!! Me and my 100 year old mother are right now playing Musical Bees with his new album!!! It ROCKS! I would knoe!! I’m broke!! Ha ha HA!!! Duece Coup here I come!! OMG!! HA HA HA!! Still the ONE!!! YES!!!!

  • I know he said he was blazin’, but I want to make it clear that he was not doing illegal drugs. He just meant that he was on fire.

  • Yes “Deuce” is the greasy, smarmy poseur himself. Nice to see he can type complete sentences in proper English. *sarcasm*

    Hey Deuce! Here’s some free advice-just cause something’s “designer”, doesn’t mean anyone should actually buy it or that it’s classy. But you’re known for being cheap (and lots of other unflattering things too numerous to mention here) so I doubt you actually BOUGHT them at Prada. And if Miuccia Prada actually made those ugly boats, shame on her. But she’s laughing all the way to the bank that some fashion challenged IDIOT like you would buy them.

    CHICKS dig your hair? That’s funny S**T dude-maybe if you washed it, combed it and got it cut sometime. Then again, it probably stinks of cigarettes and WEED.

    Who says dude doesn’t do “illegal” drugs? !!Of course he does, because he’s “a f***ing artist”. Just ask him.

  • Are you fuckin’ kidding me???? The shoes, the clothes???? This is the silliest bunch of blockers/commenters on the web. Sitting behind the computer spouting off about what a man wears? WTF? Are you for fuckin’ real? umm so where’s your picture?

  • Hey CatDog, if that guy wants to be out there pimping himself in front of cameras, thinking he’s all that and a celeb (which damn, he sure as hell isn’t IMO) then people can and will rag his ass what he’s wearing. It goes with the territory, as they say. And for what it’s worth, he does look laughable.

  • No matter what he wears, dude is seriously muthereffin hot. I would do him anywhere. He can even leave the white shoes on.

  • Zasta Says:
    September 7th, 2007 at 9:07 am

    The man is fuckin gorgeous…….nuff said.

    Like he said..get a life..and look into the mirror while ur at it…

    Who is taking your pic.??

    No one..

    ha

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    Puhleeeeeeese….if I looked that trashy, I wouldn’t want anyone taking my pic. And yes, I get plenty of pictures shot of me with a much BETTER LOOKING and TALENTED man, one with some real taste, thank you very much.

  • # Anonymous Says:
    September 7th, 2007 at 1:03 pm

    When you have as much charm and charisma as Constantine- who cares what you are wearing.

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    Charm and charisma? He’s got as much as a snake. So that’s why he should at least attempt to dress better.

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    # A Fan Says:
    September 7th, 2007 at 3:16 pm

    I want the shoes off…………….
    if we do it. :)

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    Ewww, not enough soap and condoms in the world for me to ever want to even get near that, shoes or off. And no socks? Yuck, that’s just plain ick.

  • And when he said it was Sexy Time Explosion, he did not mean he was sleeping with a lot of girls. He was simply letting his fans know he had exploded. I’m not sure what that means, but I’m sure it is wonderful because it seems to have made him happy. He is a nice Greekboy and I hope and pray one day he notices me, even if it is only to wipe the gum off the bottom of his fugly white shoes.

  • Yeah, please tell him to leave shoes on. His feet stink bad enough to gag even the strongest stomach (along with his pervy, skievy looks and plain bad taste).

  • My hudband who, is, also, Greek lik I, am and lik Kosta must always announce his, ezplosians also. It is, very Greek. It is helping to ,look at his shoes and tink, abuot souvlaki or Plato. It isGreek woman duty to, emplesure thise, even without, explosians also.

  • You’ll need a legitimate excuse for why you’re laughing.

    What, cause just looking at this ugly Idol hasbeen isn’t reason enough to laugh? Does he think he’s a big star or something? He looks like he dresses in the dark. What’s with those nasty sideburns? Man, use a razor or something. They look like a rat chewed them.

  • Uh yeah, apparently you do need to see an optometrist. He looks like a cheap pimp. Even without the stupid shoes.

  • wow, constantine looks so gorgeous! it’s no wonder a lot of guys are envious of how he looks.

    but constantine is not all about good looks. he has an outstanding cd which he should be really proud of.

  • There are some vile, mean peeps around these parts. The guy looks happy, seems to be minding his own business. Why would anybody feel the need to rip him to shreds like this?

  • I agree with the charisma comment, he is charming.

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    Yeah, about as charming as a pit bull.

  • Hey…give the guy a break. There’s nothing wrong with his duds….even though the shoes are kinda sorta fugly. The rest of him ain’t.

    And like JoeM said…buy the CD. It’s awesome, man. Really terrific.

  • I love Constantine and want to have his babies. even though my biological clock is ticking and is about to crash. I am a very smart lawyer, not just any dumb fan gurl. I know he really loves me, so why does he treat me like a discarded groupie? If he would be nice to me I wouldn’t need to spend all day everyday trashing him on the internet.

  • Yes, the time has come. He will be mine.He will be mine. He will be He will be mine.mine.He will be mine.He will be mine.

  • Truthfully, his fandom is like a soap opera and makes for a good read when you’re bored shitless. Anyhoo, the guy is is a greasy douche who appeals to women going through their mid-life crisis. Totally fun to read. Also, if you are willing to venture there, there is a good reason his album is in the shitter. Peeps just don’t dig him. Deal.

  • Why would anybody feel the need to rip him to shreds like this?

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    Probably because those “mean peeps” actually know that it’s HIM that’s a vile, mean person? Dude has a less than stellar history in the way he treats people, especially fans. He’s a first class a**hole.

  • He should try purchasing a crewneck or buttoning up his shirts once in a while.

    The shoes are obviously a nightmare–made worse by the fact that he doesn’t seem to be wearing socks.

    The rosary beads resting on the exposed hairy chest deal just doesn’t do it for me.

    I approve of the grey jacket.

  • Why would anybody feel the need to rip him to shreds like this?
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    Why NOT? Would you put up with someone who has treated women and people in general like crap with his verbal (and God knows what else) abuse? I certainly wouldn’t—and don’t! I have more dignity and self respect than that.

    Add to that dissing other show biz people both privately and publicly, the “fans” that pay his bills by being stupid enough to buy that horrid CD, max their credit cards, push aside important event in their kids’ lives and mortgage their own homes just to chase him all over the country.

    He is no celeb–just another cast off from some reality show whose 15 minutes ended two years ago. Did we mention he has awful fashion taste! The guy is just trash, trash, trash.

  • He should try purchasing a crewneck or buttoning up his shirts once in a while.

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    But then the world can’t see all that gross chest hair on his scrawny, sweaty chest. Apparently he thinks “chix” dig it? This one doesn’t, ugh. N-A-S-T-Y!!!!!! His face is fat and bloated since he was on Idol and he looks about 10 years older. What the hell did the guy do to himself? Whatever it is, he needs to stop it. Yikes!!!!

    I can’t even comment on those shoes, they are just UGLY UGLY UGLY.

  • Margo Says:
    September 8th, 2007 at 2:15 pm

    Fire The Stylist. New reality show. I’d watch that shyt.

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    Just put him on Surreal Life where all the hasbeens go when they’re 15 minutes are up. Then he can think he’s a reality star again.

  • His face is fat and bloated since he was on Idol and he looks about 10 years older. What the hell did the guy do to himself?

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    Take the combination of bad taste in clothes, late nights partying with underage ho’s at Stereo, smoking too much weed (and doing other drugs), drinking like a fish, poor hygiene/grooming, and not enough sleep, and you’d look old too. Too bad his mentality is only 12 years old on a good day, a toddler on a bad one. And the guy has absolutely NOTHING to be a diva about. He’s not that special….at least not as special as my man, who is five years younger than he is and can whip Greasy Boy’s behind in the taste and looks department.

  • He is no celeb–just another cast off from some reality show whose 15 minutes ended two years ago.
    ……………………………………..
    LOL- Then why is everybody still talking about him?????????????
    LONG LIVE CONSTANTINE!

  • Oh Zlata don’t you have someone else to do? Shouldn’t you be taking care of patients? Aren’t you over him yet?

  • # Zlata Says:
    September 12th, 2007 at 5:29 pm

    Oh Zlata don’t you have someone else to do? Shouldn’t you be taking care of patients? Aren’t you over him yet?
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    Hi Angie. Nice to see you’re still posting under other people’s names. Shouldn’t you be taking your meds, going to the gym/Weight Watchers, or getting a job/life? Then again, being a Blow Job Girl isn’t exactly a job qualification except for being a prostitute. Did they run out of street corners in Dallas?

    It was two years ago. The guy dumped you after he got what he wanted. Please get professional help. This piece of greasy Greek Joisey white trash is not worth obsessing over. I think if ANYONE hasn’t gotten over him, it is YOU.

  • Ok. This is enough. As the HEAD of Constantines official fan club I am ordering all of you to stop this immediately. No more. I mean it.
    I will not see any more bad comments made about Constantine. I will no longer tolerate this. It is done. I mean it.

    Constantine, I love you. I profess my undying love and support to you. Happy Birthday my darling. I will see you soon. ;)