Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Picking Up the Pieces

Lots and lots and lots and lots of recent pictures of Jessica Simpson. [Celebslam]

Rachel Ray has some gigantic fucking nipples. [Drunken Stepfather]

Brad Pitt likes to pretend he and Jennifer Aniston are still friends. Jennifer Aniston likes to pretend Brad Pitt got his penis eaten by a shark. [Yeeeah!]

People are saying Michael Jackson has a new single. Right. The new single is 8 years old and likes ice cream with sprinkles on top. [Celebrity Smack]

Britney is for sure for sure for sure opening the VMAs. Unless, you know, she totally flakes. [popbytes]

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