Is Gwyneth Paltrow Headed for Divorce?
September 5th, 2007 by Evil Beet
And, perhaps more pressingly, does anyone care if she is?
Paltrow, that chick who used to be in movies that didn’t suck, is married to Chris Martin, that dude from that band you used to listen to. The couple haven’t been seen together in months, although Gwyneth recently told a fan that “just because he’s not here doesn’t mean we’re divorcing.”
But sources close to Paltrow say she rarely talks about her husband, and, when she does, she is “vague and unenthusiastic.” The couple have two children together, Apple and Moses.
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September 6th, 2007 at 7:11 am
Good gods, if he knows what’s good for him, he’ll drop that insipid ghoul.
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April 23rd, 2008 at 9:31 am
If he does not want her, I’ll marry the beautiful gorgeous lady in a second. Come to me sweetheart.
May 5th, 2008 at 10:56 am
hey chris it was time, i`ve been waiting for you to love me leave her and marry me
May 29th, 2008 at 6:15 am
hai sweety .
ur good looking young girl.
June 27th, 2008 at 5:46 pm
i agree 100% with darthpaul.
does anyone know if she’s gotten that stick out of her ass yet?
cause, there’s definitley one up there. i’m a very big fan of chris and a huge fan of coldplay, and i believe he can do much much much better.
also, i’m a very big fan of kathy griffin, and she has been very rude and stuck up to her.
they’d be happier apart.
June 28th, 2008 at 1:45 am
Breaking News - Chris Martin spotted out on the town in London last night with a twenty something French model!!!!!! Gwyneth just hired a divorce attorney!!!!!!
August 26th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
Screw you guys! why are bloggers so mean on here? i am sure they are happy
October 10th, 2008 at 3:18 am
Gwyneth looks starry eyed and in love…maybe not with Chris…she keeps fit perhaps some personal training between the sheets? Just like her mate Madonna!