Ashton Kutcher was spotted in NYC with his wife, the elderly Demi Moore.

He’s in New York filming What Happens in Vegas…, co-starring Cameron Diaz (who seems to be set on dating the entirety of New York City while she’s in town).

Check out the ouchie on the right-hand side of Ashton’s forehead. Is that makeup for the shoot or did he hurt himself??

Virgin America Airlines has arrived.

Sir Richard Branson showed up at an NYC party on Wednesday night to celebrate Virgin America Airlines’ First Flight from LAX to New York.

This airline is pimp. In fact, some bloggers have begun referring to it as “Airline 2.0.”

The planes feature electrical sockets, WiFi connections, mood lighting (Mile High Club, what???), seat-to-seat chat, Google maps, games (including Doom), tons of movies to choose from, and flights from JFK to LAX start at $149.

So we’ve been hearing forever about Britney’s “surprise” appearance on MTV’s VMAs next week. She’s been working on some sort of act with Criss Angel, who — surprise!!!! — she’s also having sex with.

“She’s planning it to be a big comeback performance,” says a source close to Spears. The source also adds that the goal is to make it “shocking.”

Really, Britney?

It’s going to be shocking???

Hmmm …

Let’s think about what Britney could do to shock us. Here are some ideas. She could:

- Shave her head while the whole world watches
- Check into rehab three times in one month
- Have sex with everyone who comes within five feet of her
- Smoke cigarettes and drink margaritas while her toddler son stands next to her
- Show the whole world her vagina
- Show the whole world her vagina three times in two weeks

Yeah. None of that would really work these days.

Oooh, I know!

Maybe she could articulately explain why 1/5 of Americans can’t find the U.S. on a map. That would shock me.

James Blunt must be really good with the rufies. Because I can’t think of any other explanation for how this dude keeps banging models. [Celebslam]

The Lohans continue their campaign for Parents of the Year. [Yeeeah!]

I think maybe you call this a capelet. Maybe Hayden wore it in homage to her Heroes superpowers? [The Blemish]

Courtney Love is happy to explain what happened to Owen Wilson. [Warship]

I cannot believe I am linking to close-ups of Audrina Patridge’s bikini line. But it’s oddly fascinating. [Drunken Stepfather]

Jodie Foster shows us her sexual side. [popbytes]

The latest person to weigh in on why Britney Spears sucks these days: Ne-Yo. [Bossip]

And I don’t blame her one bit.

Bridget gave birth to a baby boy last week, but Baby Daddy Tom Brady had ditched her for supermodel Gisele Bundchen not long after knocking her up. Tom flew from the East coast to L.A. for the birth of his kiddo, but Bridget is understandably less-than-thrilled about having Tom around at this point in time.

“Tom was only allowed to see the baby for a short time,” says a West Coast spy. “Bridget would not see him herself.” Moynahan’s publicist said in a statement: “Bridget is very thankful for a happy baby, excited about being a mother, and very pleased that the father, Tom Brady, was able to be there for the birth.”

But our source says: “He was only allowed to come after the baby was born. The woman would not see him, period. And she gave the baby her last name.”

But Tom Brady isn’t giving up! And Bridget isn’t giving in.

“[Tom] is waiting to find out when he can see the little guy again,” says the snitch. “Bridget is not giving him any slack on this at all.”

Yesterday, her spokesman said Brady and Moynahan were “together” at the hospital, but couldn’t say if he was in the room during the birth. “Bridget and Tom are on speaking terms and have the best interests of the child at heart,” he said.

Something tells me this thing is going to be resolved in a court room. Ooh, I hope Gisele shows up!!

Leaving a tanning salon in Brentwood.

Seriously, I can get behind any chick who wears Uggs in the summer. Who says you can’t??

Rock on, Kate.

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