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Finally! Hayden Panettiere has dressed up as a German beer wench. [FListed]

Larry Birkhead, blah blah blah, OK! magazine, blah blah, lawsuit, blah. Mad props to Celebitchy for writing up this story. I tried like five times and each time my head nearly exploded from boredom. But I know some of you care. [Cele|bitchy]

PJ Harvey’s coming out with a new album. [popbytes]

Thank God someone thought to compile a comprehensive list of celebrity lesbian crushes. [cityrag]

Paris Hilton is done terrorizing Malibu. [Celebslam]

Ivana Trump’s boyfriend is ridiculously hot. And, no, that’s not a typo. This is Ivana, the old one, not her daughter. [The Bosh]

Oh sweet Jesus, they’re making Rock of Love II. Worse yet, you can audition. Get the deets. [Celebrity Smack]