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Aug 28, 2007 at 02:13 pm by Spiteful Lars
When the Beet is away, Spiteful Lars will play… that’s right kids, it’s a special guest bloggin’ appearance from your old friend Lars! But enough about me, the news today is:
TMZ is reporting that Jason Wahler is engaged to his girlfriend Katja Decker-Sadowski, a USC tennis player (ooh, check her out here). Katja got hooked up with a four carat ring, or around 12x what Heidi received from that jerk-off Spencer.
I believe the official position of the Beet is that this Jason fellow is a “huge douchebag” and I will stick with that though of course I wish him and his rehab / fiancée all the luck in the world!










































































































He’s so gay. I mean, really. (Missed you, Lars! It hasn’t been the same here.)
What a wuss..
Dont you mean a huge douchbag instead of doucebag? :)
Indeed I do!
Wait a sec here, it’s actually spelled “douchebag” so we were both a bit off… now I feel better.
Both yall douchebags trying to spell the word douchebag shut the hell up