You can’t legally sleep with half the people who showed up at the Teen Choice Awards, but it sure is nice to look anyway. [Drunken Stepfather]
Paris Hilton and Kid Rock are getting a little too close for comfort. [Celebslam]
Things are still happening with Madonna’s adoption of David Banda that happened 100 years ago. Seriously this kid must be old enough to be legally emancipated by now. Why does anyone still care? [Cele|bitchy]
Breaking: Renee Zellweger is skinny! [Holy Candy]
Having successfully kicked off the careers of eight zero supermodels, Cycle 9 of America’s Next Top Model is ready to get started. [popbytes]
Jennifer Aniston’s bikini, much like her career, is just hanging on by a thread. [Agent Bedhead]
Nobody liked The Nanny Diaries. [Pajiba]
I don’t know who Sarah Harding is but this is one amazing nip slip? [SOW]