CBS put together this lovely list:
You can order a pizza from Pizza Hut and Domino’s and expect it to arrive at your door…and have time to eat it. Not that Nicole eats much…but the rest of us can.
You can drive from Los Angeles to Long Beach (if traffic is light).
You can read an entire issue of “US Weekly.”
You can wait on line at the post office in Sherman Oaks (the express line usually takes less than an hour. Unless you’re holding extremely heavy packages. Then, of course, clerks go off duty to delight in watching you struggle.)
You can get out of the Dodgers parking lot (even when they are sold out) with their new parking procedures. Last year, not so much. There were games where fans (the web team included) spent 2 hours trying to get out of the lot.
You can play a rousing game of Trivial Pursuit…especially if your opponents aren’t very bright.
You can burn 559 calories while running cross-country (provided you weigh 100 pounds).
You can fly to Vegas and wait for your bag and get to a casino on the strip….if it’s not too far down the strip.
You can watch the entire “Simpsons” movie as it is exactly 82 minutes long.
You can get a haircut (no waiting) at most barbers and hair salons (appointments necessary, of course)
You can watch three episodes of “The Simple Life”…
You can have lipo done during your lunch hour…including a stop at In ‘N Out (presumably before the lipo.)
Kirsten Dunst had enuf time to put her valuables and cash in the hotel safe. Then she could have gone to SoHo and laughed at the poor people.
Kirsten Dunst is a slob.. what he took from her is probably full of germ and drug residue.
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