It’s not the multiple years people had speculated she might do.
It’s not even the 40+ days Paris Hilton got for driving on a suspended license.
No, Lindsay’s plea deal stipulates that, for her second DUI in less than a year, she will do around four days in jail. It’s the Nicole Richie sentence.
She just struck a deal by pleading no contest to two counts of DUI (driving with a .08 blood alcohol level or higher). By law, Lohan becomes a second offender (with two DUIs) and must serve a minimum of four days in jail.
Lohan also pled no contest to two counts of being under the influence of a controlled substance (two separate incidents) and reckless driving — all misdemeanors.
The judge just said Lohan will serve 36 months probation and attend an alcohol education program for 18 months for the first DUI.
Looks like the Paris Hilton thing was just a blip on the horizon. Celebrity justice is back in full effect.
Paris was older and dumber and had no excuse of entering rehab or doing her AA meetings, and driving on suspended license.. and because she takes ADD meds and all that kind of real medicines for her panic attacks.. but not illegal drugs because she never drinks or does drugs, but she does drink margarita’s on an empty stomach because she worked late and dined with her parents, but didn’t eat all day and was rushing to get a hamburger,.. nor smokes, unless she rolls them and it’s not pot.. but tobacco leafy kind of ..um herbs.
I WAS CIRING
SORRY